Ryan Woo

The relationship between Mario and the Princess has been peachy compared to these sad gaming sagas.

From shooters to puzzlers, from Atari to PS3, these are what we think are the best hidden treats in gaming history.

Gaming and porn have a storied history, so we had to make our own gaming-equivalent pr0n parody wish list.

Unless you're one of the lucky few already synced up with a gamer lady, chances are you'll have to mold her into one.

Today is Black Friday. More proof that, deep down, we are all animals.

We've already lost scores of good people to rampant cosplay and furry-dom, so imagine what would happen if Zanarkand suddenly popped up on Google Maps.

We rank our favorite SquareSoft/Enix games, which is only marginally less offensive than ranking religious deities.

Let's revel in this small chunk of relatively appealing pixilated fashion that we've compiled for you.

Check out the classified listings for our favorite iconic gaming rides from over the years, from the four-legged to the two-winged.

The list of game stages that were more memorable for their music than even their enemies.

There's a long waiting list at the plastic surgeon's office - or at least there should be.

Think "Catherine" is bizarre? We explored the fringes of gaming history to find the strangest titles ever sold.

Video games bringing out the worst of your ADD instincts? You're not alone.

He's played just about everyone you can imagine, so we plotted his dirtiest dozen on the spectrum of awesomeness.

At some point, even the greatest gaming franchises need to give it a rest. Where will their characters go to prepare for the rest of their life?

Every game has ’em, and most of ’em suck. But especially these.

Yes yes yes, the Throaties are back to make you forget the debacles that were the Oscars and the VGAs.

Just because you unlock it doesn't mean it helps you!