Men on dating apps don't usually make a good first impression on Charlize Theron.
The Old Guard 2 star was a guest on the new episode of Call Her Daddy, and around the 1-hour mark, she told host Alex Cooper about her dating app icks.
Theron began by calling the apps "horrible" and a "clown show," before detailing the weirdness she's encountered when swiping left.
"I'm sorry guys but please no. No. Honestly, not because I want to date you, but because I want to help you," Theron said before listing off her dating app dislikes.
"No Burning Man photos," she continued. "No photos of you with other women. Like, I don't care. I don't want to know that you have girlfriends. And I don't want
you shooting a fucking selfie in your closet of your hand in a jean pocket."
Theron added that she doesn't want men to look at themselves "in a mirror that way."
"It makes my vagina close. I just can't," she continued.
Theron went on to tell men to stop saying they're "a CEO because you're not." "Like, I'm sorry. Of what?" she asked. "Of some business you can't explain to me that none of my friends can understand?"
Theron went on to call men who embellish their lifestyle "a fucking joke." "I get wet when you just tell me who you are. Don't be pretentious, I'm sorry," she added.
Theron told all about her past dating experiences on CHD, even sharing that she had a one-time hookup with a 26-year-old and called it "fucking amazing."
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