Call it rhinomaxxing.
Clavicular, he of egregiously vacuous streaming stunts that seemingly aim only to force viewers’ brains into immediate atrophy, has jumped another proverbial shark in an apparent series of them with his latest endeavor. But hey, jumping proverbial sharks is probably a better option for him than shooting actual (already deceased) alligators.
On Wednesday (June 3), Clavicular livestreamed his nose job surgery, led by Dr. Miami. Per TMZ, the procedure, known as a rhinoplasty, took about two hours to complete, resulting in no shortage of expectedly graphic footage.
Of course, if I had my druthers, the 100 or so words that have already been written about Clavicular’s livestreamed nose job for this article would be more than enough. However, it’s more or less a requirement that we hit about 250 words here, so we can’t stop just yet.
In starting a new paragraph, the total word count has now been bumped up to 160 words, which is surely nothing to sneeze at. Still, 160 is not 250, but we are, undoubtedly, closer than ever.
I guess we could mention that time Clavicular wound up in headlines alongside Drake thanks to a throwaway remark about a micropenis, and in doing so, we would finally be rounding the bend on this article, with 250 words having gone from a mere mirage to a veritable guarantee.
Indeed, by the time I finish this sentence, which is of little to no consequence in the grand scheme of life, the nightmare will be over.
