Tiffany Haddish left her ex a gross surprise after finding out that he cheated.
The comedian and actress detailed pooping in her then-boyfriend’s shoe on the Thursday (January 29) episode of Raven-Symoné and Miranda Maday’s Tea Time podcast. To make matters worse, Haddish’s ex cheated on her birthday.
Around the ten-minute mark of the video below, the Girls Trip star said her former boyfriend “spiritually” took a dump on her “soul” at the time, which caused her to plot her revenge in his bathroom.
“I brought the shoe right up to my booty hole and then I kind of sat on top of the toilet,” she explained. “His shoe was big enough to cover the whole width of the seat. So I brought the shoe right up to it and then kind of sat down a little bit on the seat and then it all happened.”
Haddish’s recollection got grosser from there, as she shared that she poured some of her excrement into her ex’s other shoe before shaking it towards the top so he wouldn’t see it.
“And then got the baby wipes, wiped off the edges and the inner sole,” she continued.
Maday then asked Haddish if she was friends with Amber Heard, who allegedly pooped in the bed of her ex-boyfriend, Johnny Depp, as he testified in their 2022 defamation trial. “No, see that’s nasty. She did it on the bed,” Haddish said.
When asked why she pooped in her ex’s shoe, Haddish said that the man cheated on her birthday and he was caught on tape. The comedian denied that the man was rapper Common but joked that he “had a common name.”
“But no, this was my terrible twos,” Haddish said, adding, “It happened in my thirties or forties I would have responded differently.”
The actress shouldn’t be a victim of cheating again after committing to herself last year. Haddish married herself during a self-love ceremony on her reality travel show Tiffany Haddish Goes Off.
