Fraser Yacht
Price: $71,461,000
You've always wanted to sail the seven seas, and this ridiculous yacht comes with an infinity swimming pool, helicopter capability, a beach club, spa, sauna, and gymnasium. Its time you gathered up your imaginary dollars to cop this water-bound whip.
Private Boeing 747 Plane With Shower
Price: $280,000,000
Real luxury means you never have to fly commercial again. It also means you never feel unclean. This private plane with a built-in shower takes care of both those necessities.
Elvis' Autograph
Price: $1,259
This gift is for the super collectors who're are obsessed with Elvis. Finally, your dreams of hoarding the king of rock's signature in your closet have come true.
Batmobile
Growing up, we all wanted to drive Batman's car. Well, now you can actually purchase the original Batmobile from 1966.
Hammacher Killer Whale Submarine
Price: $90,000
This submarine is made to look like a real, live Orca whale. There's no guarantee as to what would happen if you ran into a pack of killer whales with this thing, however.
High Spots Wrestling Ring
Stage your own wrestling matches with this six-sided ring. When you have money to burn, the game comes to you.
Aerostar Air Balloon
Price: $15,000
With this air balloon, you can travel around the world in 90 days. Or you can just show off to all your friends.
Populous Soccer Field
Price: $30,000,000
Why travel to a foreign country for the World Cup when you can just have your own at home? All you need is a huge backyard, and a baller bank account.
WaterCar's Amphibious Vehicle
Price: $155,000
James Bond may be the only one with a license to kill, but now he's not the only one with an amphibious car. That's right, this car drives on water and land.
Martin Jetpack
Price: $150,000
Now you can fly away from all the haters with this working jet pack. The product will be available for the public in 2017, so you can write a $200,000 coupon to the special someone who deserves this gift.
Schloss Island
Price: $856,834
It's time you move out of your apartment, and into your own private island. For just a few hundreds of thousands of dollars, you can own this sweet, undeveloped island in British Columbia.
Fritz Loibl's Golden Toilet Paper
Price: $223/per roll
This toilet paper is actually coated with gold. There's no better way to clean wipe your ass than with 14 karat.
Picasso Original
Price: $11,300
If you feel the need to splurge on some interior decor, why not go all the way with an original Picasso? This copper print is one of 50 and is signed in pencil by the late, great artist.