Rick Ross has his own take on Jaylen Brown’s hairline issues.
“It’s time to end the madness, Rozay told the Boston Celtics player, while getting his hair lined up. “Whoever your barber is, tell him to stop. Chill with the hair follicles. Those hair follicles—it’s like a jar and he’s spraying hair from another human on there. But you’re playing ball, my n***a. It’s causing trauma - let’s stop the madness. Jaylen, me and you, we could do a dye company. Let’s create a dye company, and let’s just give it to the streets.”
Ross added, “That’s your third victim this week. We rock with you now, you know what I’m saying, but let’s stop the madness.”
The MMG founder was a bit hyperbolic towards the end of his soliloquy. Brown’s hairline has only reportedly rubbed off on two other players, not three—and the two incidents happened over the course of the last two weeks.
The most recent debacle happened on Wednesday night, when Brown left his mark on Washington Wizards player, Kyshawn George’s white t-shirt. Jaylen reacted to a clip of the moment on X, writing, “AI is getting outta hand.”
On Oct. 24, the same thing happened when Brown’s head brushed up against New York Knicks forward OG Anunoby Jr. The first incident prompted Brown to reach out to LeBron James, who’s had his own hairline troubles. During a live stream, Brown asked James whether or not he should travel to Turkey to get a hair transplant.
“Bron, it’s little bro,” Brown said in the voicemail. “Call me back. We got some real shit to talk about. Code red, my n***a. Code red. They done caught me slipping. I need to know, Turkey or no Turkey? And I ain’t talking ‘bout no cheese sandwich. This some real shit, bro. Call your little bro back. Put all that other shit in the past.”
Brown also addressed the balding speculation with PlaqueBoyMax, where Brown wondered if karma could be the culprit, and that perhaps his bald head jokes have been “catching back up.”