Bad news bears: While on a kayak trip in Alaska a lady named Mary Maley happened to come across a rather curious bear—an interaction she decided to film and upload to YouTube (as can be seen above). As the bear approaches she yells "I'M GOING TO PEPPER SPRAY YOU IN THE FACE!" in what is possibly THE most annoying voice I have ever heard. And she does. Bear then backs off and seeks out his next best lunch option: THE KAYAK. Maley starts to freak out, screaming "COME BACK" and "STOP! Why are you breaking my kayak?" like Bear would listen! Like Bear gives a fuck! Maley's voice is SO grating that you start to root for the Bear. (Hell is having to listen to this woman scream on infinite loop.) Mary Maley is obviously safe (as she managed to upload the vid) and recapped what went down after getting her kayak destroyed:
Bears, they can be so naughty sometimes! Sorry about your kayak, Mary.
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