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Paris Men's Fashion Week has finally come to an end. While that means there are no more blurry photos of men's runway looks clogging up your timeline, for the peacocks who show up in their mos attention-grabbing gear, it's time to pack up this season's ridiculous clothing and start planning how they're going to attract lenses next season. But as one final hurrah, we got The Kid Mero to bring his critical eye to those who were attempting to stunt. Just when they thought they were safe, THE KID MERO SLANDERS THE MOST RIDICULOUSLY DRESSED MEN OF PARIS FASHION WEEK.
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MY GUY, MY FUCKING GUY. NO MAN. NO. YOU CAN'T DO THIS. YOU NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS, THIS IS INVALID. SERIOUS QUESTION FEEL FREE TO ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS. IS THIS POPPING? OR IS IT JUST THIS GUY THAT IS BEING AN "INNOVATOR" BY DRESSING LIKE MAGIC JOHNSONS SON AT A FUNERAL AT DISNEYLAND? AM I BUGGIN? GO HOME AND CHANGE BEFORE I LIU KANG BICYCLE KICK YOUR FACIAL INTO THE BASURINGTON RECEPTACLE B. I'M ABOUT TO JUST START MAKING THE SARTORIAL EQUIVALENT OF MILITARY MRE'S AND HANDING THEM OUT TO THESE TYPES OF WINGDINGS WHEN I SEE EM. WHITE TEE JEANS TIMBS AND YANKEE FITTED YOUR WELCOME.
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SOME HOOD BY AIR STUFF I FUCK WITH AND SOME OF IT LOOKS WILD HIPHOP DRUID WITH IT. THIS LOOK WOULD NOT FALL INTO THE LATTER CATEGORY IF MY SON WASNT WEARING THAT STREETWEAR BURQA UNDER HIS LEATHER STRAPBACK. I CANT SEE THIS FROM THE WAIST DOWN EITHER SO IM SURE HE RUINED A CLEVER HOODIE WITH A T-SKIRT AND SOME STUDDED BONDAGE MOTORCYCLE TENNIS BOOTS. THIS BALLBAG IS SQUINTING BECAUSE HE'S TRYNA REMEMBER WHEN THE LAST TIME HE WAS BROUGHT TO ORGASM BY A WOMAN AND NOT A FLESHLIGHT.
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LISTEN YOU MIGHT HAVE JOKES ON THESE GUYS BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO TRAVERSE THE BARREN DESERT WASTELAND OF WILLIAMSBURG? THESE GUYS ARE DRESSED FOR THE TASK IN DESERT CAMO SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO HIDE FROM NON VEGANS AND PEOPLE WHO WEAR DURAGS AND SMOKE BLUNTS IN PUBLIC. THESE DUDES ACTUALLY WERE ON A COVERT MISSION TO HIJACK THE BANKSY IN CROWN HEIGHTS BACK FROM THE TWO GOONS THAT WERE CHARGING ADMISSION. (THEY FAILED AND WERE BEATEN TO PIECES)
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YO THIS IS A HASIDIC T-WOLVES FAN HOLDING A GOLD LAME PURSE. TIMES LIKE THIS IS WHEN I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR BLIND PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THIS EYEBALL JOKE FOR YOURSELF AND WORDS DON'T DO IT JUSTICE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MADE THIS GUY THROW ON MY MOTHER IN LAWS BEACH HAT WITH A SALOON OWNER SUIT AND A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES JACKET BUT WHATEVER IT IS LEMME GET HALF AN OUNCE OF IT.
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YO REMEMBER THE WEASELS FROM "WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT"? THIS IS THEM IF THEY WERE MALE MODELS FROM BELGIUM.
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NOT SURE WHAT MY PAL HERE IS GOING FOR BUT I AM LIKE ALMOST 83% CERTAIN THAT BEHIND THAT DOOR THERE IS A WALK IN FREEZER WITH LIKE 17 DEAD MUTHAFUCKAS IN IT. THEY BODY PARTS IS ALL IN DISARRAY & SHIT. GROSS. NOT SURE WHAT DIRECTION THIS IS GOING FAM I MEAN THE WHOLE OUTFIT IS WILD INCONGRUENT UNLESS "HUGH HEFNER: NEBRASKA'S #1 HITMAN" IS A "THING" LIKE "SEAPUNK" AND "BEING DICKLESS". IF HE OPENS THAT ARTISAN CANVAS LUNCHBOX AND PULLS OUT A NINTENDO DS INSTEAD OF A LITTLE ROLLED UP BURLAP SWATCH WRAPPED AROUND TORTURE TOOLS I'LL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED BUT NOT AT ALL SURPRISED.
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YO WOW FASHUNZ INVENTED ZIPPERS IN THE FEUDAL DARK AGES? THATS CRA---OH NO THIS IS FROM NOW? OH OK SO THIS WORMINGTON JUST DECIDED UPON HIMSELF THAT HE WAS GONNA DRESS LIKE A BABY PEASANT FARM WORKER? FAM I REALLY WANNA UNDERSTAND THIS OUTFIT I REALLY DO BUT TO MY UNTRAINED EYE YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO BRUSHES THE MANES AND TAILS OF THE NOBLEMAN'S HORSE. THIS GUY TOLD HIS STYLIST (HIS UNDERAGE LOVER) THAT HE WANTED HIS LOOK TO BE "I HAVE A NONSPEAKING ROLE IN AN OFF BROADWAY PRODUCTION OF LES MISERABLES". GET THIS GUY AND HIS ARCHERY LUTE PLAYING BOOTS OUTTA HERE B.
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THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I ASKED YOU WHAT YOUR HAT WAS CALLED SO YOU GONNA CALL ME A RACIAL SLUR? MAN FUCK YOU BRUH I DIDNT COME HERE FOR THIS. AND ON MLK DAY? WELL LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING…THAT PUN WAS RUNNIN LONG I APOLOGIZE, ANYWAY THIS IS DUMB BECAUSE THESE HATS SHOULD ONLY BE WORN BY CARTOON CHARACTERS. ALSO RACOONS ARE D I S G U S T I N G. THEY LIKE THE RATS OF THE SUBURBS. THOSE MUTHAFUCKAS EAT GARBAGE B. IF YOU EAT GARBAGE IMAGINE WHAT YOUR SHIT IS LIKE. WHY WOULD I WANT TO PUT THE ASSFLAP OF AN ANIMAL THAT EATS GARBAGE ON MY HEAD B? THAT'S LIKE WEARING KAT STACKS LABIA AS A BRACELET. BARF.
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THIS IS KINDA DOPE. I DON'T LOVE THE STRIPES THAT MUCH. MAKES THE SHIT LOOK LIKE BEEN TRILL FOR MOMS.
#BEEN#TAKING#SETH#TO#KARATE#
STRONG LOOK OVERALL THO. GOOD THING THE LOOK IS STRONG CUZ THE MODEL LOOK LIKE HE'S HAD A VERY BAD RESPIRATORY INFECTION FOR MAD LONG IF MY GUY STUBS HIS TOE HIS FEMUR WOULD CRACK ETC. MATTERFACT THIS PHOTO CAPTURED THE MOMENT RIGHT BEFORE THE WIND LIFTED HIM AWAY INTO THE HEAVENS B.
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YO WHEN I WRITE IT DOWN "GOTHIC STREETWEAR THUG FROM THE FUTURE" SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE A STRONG LOOK. NAHMEAN THE SHIT HAS POTENTIAL YOU FEEL ME? THESE WINGS ARE NOT PULLIN THE SHIT OFF WITH APLOMB THO. THEY REALLY PLOMBLESS RIGHT NOW. "EVIL LOVES TO PARTY" NO DOUBT MY PAL UNFORTUNATELY GIRLS CLEARLY DO NOT LIKE TO PARTY WITH EVIL (IF YOU'RE EVIL).