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Athletes have never cared more about style. The NBA dress code and social media peacocking have revolutionized the way our favorite sports stars dress themselves, and gone are the days of garbage-bag suits, pinstripes everywhere, and this thing. That said, not everyone's caught up to the times, which is why each week, we'll be highlighting the poor souls who are still running the proverbial triple option of sartorial playbooks.
This week, playoff quarterbacks fall flat at the podium, going shirtless is a sin, and more.
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Cam Newton
Cam, let's maybe have a less resplendent suit in the locker for if you lose next time. We'll call it the “B” suit.
Lucas Nogueira
To all NBA players, your recurring reminder that more buttons does not make you look less tall.
Matt Barnes
Please, no, none of this.
Joe Flacco
*Takes huge bong rip* Like, whatever, dude, what does “win-ning” even mean, you know?
Amar'e Stoudemire
Amar'e is typically an immaculate dresser, but dialing it up to Clyde Frazier levels while your team is in flames has a bit of a “let them eat cake” vibe to it, no?
Russell Wilson
Until the Seahawks are eliminated or Wilson stops thinking it's cool to dress like a Transylvanian count, we're gonna keep doing this.
Quincy Acy
Prof. Sky Hook is doing bald with a beard right. Quincy Acy is not.
Nazr Mohammad
Twin zippered chest pockets, contrast placket—we wouldn't wear that shirt under any circumstances, but the unbuttoned chill bro vibe seals the deal.
Andrew Luck
In case you missed it, now's a good time to remind you that there's a meme in which Andrew Luck is a Civil War general.
Rob Gronkowski
Gronk, always be Gronkin'.