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Athletes have never cared more about style. The NBA dress code and social media peacocking have revolutionized the way our favorite sports stars dress themselves, and gone are the days of garbage-bag suits, pinstripes everywhere, and this thing. That said, not everyone's caught up to the times, which is why each week, we'll be highlighting the poor souls who are still running the proverbial triple option of sartorial playbooks.
This week, playoff QBs find defeat in victory, bad denim is on the rise, and more.
Tony Romo
Romo puts on a suit for once at the postgame conference, but that apparently meant borrowing one of his linemen's, which is why you could fit DeMarco Murray through that collar gap of his.
Robin Lopez
Robin Lopez looks so homeless, all the time.
Cameron Bairstow
Together, we can stop athletes thinking black-on-black-on-black suiting is cool.
Danny Green
Black lapels and detailing on white dinner jackets, meanwhile…ehhh. It just seems like something that will never work.
Will Barton
What are you doing? Stop that.
Antonio Brown
With the Steelers eliminated, we'll miss Brown's wacky locker room outfits, and the interdimensional portal from which he finds them.
Devin Harris
It's like if your mom dressed you from the sale section at TJ Maxx, and of course she wouldn't notice or care about details like that weird, douchey coin pocket button flap.
Tyreke Evans
Now trending: cut-off denim vests. Unfortunately.
Cam Newton
Cam took a lot of heat for wearing a tux, but we're more concerned about those slippers, which seem a little too Fred Astaire for a power forward-sized quarterback after a big playoff win. Save the velvet and satin for the opera, dude.