The Worst Athlete Style Fails of the Week

Athletes have never cared more about style. The NBA dress code and social media peacocking have revolutionized the way our favorite sports stars dress themselves, and gone are the days of garbage-bag suits, pinstripes everywhere, and this thing. That said, not everyone's caught up to the times, which is why each week, we'll be highlighting the poor souls who are still running the proverbial triple option of sartorial playbooks.

This week: John Wall and Andre Drummond try to start a terrible trend, the largest fur coat of all time, and more. These are The Worst Athlete Style Fails of the Week.

Hold up, which team do you play for, again?

Broke that hand doing keg stands, did we?

Chuckie Dubya: quarterback for the Tennessee Titans? Or small-time townie coke dealer who still goes to every college party?

Wait, who? Why? Desperation is the worst kind of style, man.

The rumor is that the Seahawks shade on Wilson because he “acts white,” but it's still a bit much to cop latter-stage MJ, right?

Even on his cushy Fox salary, there's no way Goose could afford the entire wooly mammoth pelt it took to make that jacket.

Bulls bowling shirts are as ugly as all bowling shirts.

Actually, this is kind of awesome. Moving on.

What? No. This isn't a thing. Don't let this be a thing.

OH GOD, IT'S VIRAL. Obama better have a secret vaccine for this one, too.

Melo's $122 million contract means that he wears only the finest tomato red fedoras and baggy leather car coats.