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Athletes have never cared more about style. The NBA dress code and social media peacocking have revolutionized the way our favorite sports stars dress themselves, and gone are the days of garbage-bag suits, pinstripes everywhere, and this thing. That said, not everyone's caught up to the times, which is why each week, we'll be highlighting the poor souls who are still running the proverbial triple option of sartorial playbooks.
This weekend, NBA stars converged upon New York City for All-Star Weekend, a few days' worth of basketball, sneakers, and of course, terrible outfits. It didn't hurt that ASW also coincided with New York Fashion Week, which gave athletes double the reason to try (and fail) to stunt on everyone else. See the biggest bricks of ASW: Here are The Worst Athlete Style Fails From NBA All-Star Weekend.
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Anthony Davis
Purple haze, all in my brow.
Andre Drummond
He's done this before. He needs to stop wearing these things.
Dahntay Jones
Man, so ties still come that big, huh?
Chris Paul
It's the third Paul brother, '30s hooch runner Mugsy Paul.
Pau Gasol
How do the biggest people on earth find shirts that are too big for them, part one billion.
Dahntay Jones Again
It's the dogged Federal hot on the heels of Mugsy Paul.
Iman Shumpert
Your guess is as good as ours.
Chandler Parsons
Nice tailoring, but the gratuitous briefcase just reeks of so much Christian Grey roleplay.
Carmelo Anthony
Eight-time All Star, gajillion-time Hat Guy.
Kevin Hart
The weekend's honorary MVP (who got schooled by the schoolgirl next to him) veers perilously close into Thriller cosplay territory.