Fact: Summer is awesome. However, the season for beach-going and pool-partying isn't ideal if you aren't looking like Gerard Butler in 300. Normal people don't have access to instant muscle-building machines and have to get buff by hitting the gym consistently. But who the hell has time for that? If you're chubby today and a girl invited you to a shirtless party tomorrow, then we have exactly what you need to get you looking right—well, feeling right.
Big guys and rappers both know that confidence is key to carrying all that extra weight. That's why looking to fat rappers like Rick Ross and Fat Joe can be the inspiration you need to feel good about how you look. If they can go topless, you can too. Or, if your confidence comes from making fun of flabby dudes who are in worse shape than you, then you've still come to the right place. Here's a gallery of Fat Rappers With Their Shirts Off.
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Fact: Summer is awesome. However, the season for beach-going and pool-partying isn't ideal if you aren't looking like Gerard Butler in 300. Normal people don't have access to instant muscle-building machines and have to get buff by hitting the gym consistently. But who the hell has time for that? If you're chubby today and a girl invited you to a shirtless party tomorrow, then we have exactly what you need to get you looking right—well, feeling right.
Big guys and rappers both know that confidence is key to carrying all that extra weight. That's why looking to fat rappers like Rick Ross and Fat Joe can be the inspiration you need to feel good about how you look. If they can go topless, you can too. Or, if your confidence comes from making fun of flabby dudes who are in worse shape than you, then you've still come to the right place. Here's a gallery of Fat Rappers With Their Shirts Off.
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Bone Crusher
The next time someone calls you fat, just fart in their direction. It's what Bone Crusher would do, and he ain't never scared.
Fat Joe
Fat Joe looks like an albino beached whale, but damn it if he doesn't look confident. Plus, if you had as many exclusive Js as him, you could practically be bed-ridden with back warts and not give a fuck.
E-40
Fat Trel
When all else fails and your FuelBand's out of batteries, just add "Fat" to your name.
David Banner
No man's perfect. Even one with man boobs that wrote a famous song about making a woman climax.
Waka Flocka Flame
Waka Flocka's beer belly gets ad campaigns. You got more eating to do to get on his level.
Rev Run
Beware of Rev Run's inspirational tweets—they come with a side of gravy.
R.A. the Rugged Man
Unlike rap, fat doesn't discriminate against white people.
Gucci Mane
Gucci knows that shirts are optional, even when he's schleep.
Chubb Rock
If no girls will play with you because your fat, at least the water will. Feels so good on your skin, right Chubb?
DJ Khaled
Has Khaled been saying ""We da breast" this whole time?
N.O.R.E.
Noreaga hasn't just put on weight—we think he may have eaten Capone.
Biz Markie
Biz has made a career of being fat and incredibly ugly. Now you try!
Bizarre
D12 was named after Bizarre's love of dozens of doughnuts.
Action Bronson
Bronson should be honored to be one of the many people Terry Richardson has shot with their shirt off. Only most won't masturbate to him.
Rick Ross
When you're a boss, the titties is out. Always.