The 25 Most Ignorant Mother's Day Cards

Here's to you, Mom.

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Mother's Day should be a special day to celebrate the woman who gave you life. There are ways to tell your Mom that you appreciate everything she has done for you, and then there are ways to go overboard. One of them is to give her a card that may not show your appreciation in the way you want to. Regardless, Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms out there, and enjoy The 25 Most Ignorant Mother's Day Cards.

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25. Samuel L. Jackson

25. Samuel L. Jackson

This Mother's Day card is almost as bad as Snakes On a Plane.

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24. Behind the Ears

24. Behind the Ears

We are sure Mom will love that she is pictured in a maid's outfit with a duster.

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23. Massive Bitch

23. Massive Bitch

You can be nice to Mom for at least one day.

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22. Supermom

22. Supermom

Clearly Mom didn't monitor cartoon time when Kal was growing up.

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21. Kitchen Table

21. Kitchen Table

Was the dining room really that memorable in your relationship with your Mom?

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20. Momisms

20. Momisms

Don't remind Mom how much she nags on the day dedicated to celebrating her.

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19. Agony

19. Agony

Even if it's true, just keep it to yourself.

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18. Punching Strangers

18. Punching Strangers

Just blame Mom for everything.

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17. Bambi

17. Bambi

Do not use this tragic story to wish Mom a great day. It will always be too soon for Bambi jokes.

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16. From the Cat

16. From the Cat

We are baffled that there is a complete section dedicated to this.

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15. Dirty Dishes

15. Dirty Dishes

Men can do the dishes, too.

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14. Obligatory Card

14. Obligatory Card

You can at least pretend to love your Mom for one day.

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13. Birth Mom

13. Birth Mom

Are people really this nice to the person who put them up for adoption?

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12. Lady Parts

12. Lady Parts

This could be referencing your mom giving birth, or something we don't even want to think about. Both are completely unacceptable.

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11. Thank You

11. Thank You

Just a little too graphic for a holiday.

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10. Banging My Friends

10. Banging My Friends

What better way to say I love you than thanking your Mom for not banging your friends.

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9. Being Cool

9. Being Cool

This card is sure to give Mom a nice visual.

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8. Breast Feeding

8. Breast Feeding

Too much information.

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7. Guatemalan

7. Guatemalan

Someone is still bitter.

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6. The Jeffersons

6. The Jeffersons

If it wasn't blatantly obvious before, don't get your Mom a card that references The Jeffersons.

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5. Blackness

5. Blackness

We didn't know Moms were recognized for their blackness.

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4. Proud, Confident, Gorgeous

4. Proud, Confident, Gorgeous

This is what happens when you half-ass Mother's Day. Not to mention that this card is completely outrageous.

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3. To Dad

3. To Dad

We think you might just be missing the point of Mother's Day.

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2. No Longer Related

2. No Longer Related

Sorry your son and I can't be in the same room without screaming at each other, but Happy Mother's Day. Why the hell does this card even exist?

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1. MILF

1. MILF

Some people are just way too close with their Moms. We shouldn't have to tell you this is weird.

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