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Father's Day is the one day a year when dads have free reign to do whatever they want. This usually includes a few cold ones to go along with a round of golf. And why not? They deserve it. Most dads work hard for their families, so we should all definitely take the time to appreciate them. Whether you are buying Dad that new tool kit or just spending some old fashioned quality time with him, we encourage you to let him know how special he is to you. Whatever you do to show Dad you love him, definitely avoid one of these extremely inappropriate cards.
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Come on, you can spend two minutes on the phone with dear old Dad.
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Well, this is one way to look at it.
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Then again, your Dad subjected you to second hand smoke.
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Do Dads fart a lot? Are we missing something?
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This is just a little too graphic to give to Dad.
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Don't remind Dad of his constant flatulence.
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You really shouldn't have to thank your Dad for not abandoning you.
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Hey at least this Dad has two of the most important things: a halo and a big red...well, you know.
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We're sensing a trend with the way kids interpret their Dads in drawing...
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Couldn't you at least find one valuable thing to thank your Dad for?
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This is just a thank you better left unsaid.
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Your Dad should not be encouraging you to "grab" chicks.
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We are pretty sure your Dad doesn't care about Harry Potter.
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Unless your Dad is Ozzy Osbourne, you should probably choose your words more carefully.
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There has to be a more appropriate way to say thank you.
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Maybe you should open these wounds on another day and not with a card?
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Well, at least Dad taught you how to mooch. That's an overlooked skill.
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This is the one day a year you can't ask Dad for money.
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