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It's hard to sympathize with people who don't like birthdays. After all, there's one day of the year centered around you, where gifts come in (hopefully) plentiful amounts and you get a cake. Ok, maybe you don't like the attention, and maybe one year you received one of these 30 Inappropriate Birthday Cards. It doesn't always go right, but sometimes it's nice to see the humor in these small, harmless accidents, especially the homemade ones. See what we mean by clicking through.
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The Finger
The Finger
Damn, that's cold.
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Getting Up There
Getting Up There
No need to rub it in.
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Dying Dick
Dying Dick
We aren't sure what that has to do with the birthday celebration, but whatever.
Antichrist
Antichrist
We are going to take a wild guess that this is a family of Republicans.
Worms
Worms
Reminding someone of their eventual death is not exactly the best way to ensure a happy birthday.
My Little Kony
My Little Kony
Kony's not welcomed on our birthday cards or at our birthday party, so sorry.
Eyeballs
Eyeballs
That is a dedicated crush. You might want to consider a restraining order, Jessie.
Insert Here
Insert Here
You know it's bad when Mom and Dad are making jokes about your sex life.
Balloon Balls
Balloon Balls
What could be cuter than a little mouse holding a phallic symbol?
Hammered or Nailed
Hammered or Nailed
Sexual jokes are the best, especially via such an extensive analogy.
Diamonds & Rubies
Diamonds & Rubies
This is not the best self-esteem booster for your thirteen-year-old daughter.