25 Unconvincing Homeless Person Signs

Do any of these strike you as remotely believable?

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Homeless people are not normally a sight for sore eyes, but we do feel bad for the ones that aren't playing us (a.k.a. pulling out a Macbook Air when no one's looking or accidentally dropping the Mercedes car keys). Homelessness is a serious problem worldwide, and with it have come a plethora of signage to examine.

While we personally advocate actionable plans to help the homeless, you know what we're talking about with people who are pretending to need your cash. Browse these 25 Unconvincing Homeless Person Signs to see what we mean by those who aren't helping their cause (or are just being irrelevant and sometimes funny).

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Masturbate

Masturbate

Everyone smiles.

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Buy a Vowel

Buy a Vowel

We guess this is witty.

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Pizza Fund

Pizza Fund

Now that man deserves a fresh pie.

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Buy Me Booze

Buy me Booze

"It ain't crack" is a pretty shitty reason.

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Larger than $50

Larger than $50

Doubtful...

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Cardboard and Marker

Cardboard and Marker

Your investment skills explain your lack of a job.

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Your Mom

Your mom

Whatever man.

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Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman

I think every white person has wanted to be Morgan Freeman at some point.

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Fishing for Beer

Fishing for Beer

Let's hope he gets a bite.

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Robot Sex

Robot Sex

Clever, but is this guy homeless, or just a visionary?

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Lear Jet

Lear Jet

At least he's funny.

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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

She might be with you in a few days.

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Boob Job

Boob Job

That guy looks old enough, I'd hate to see his grandma.

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Ransom!

Ransom!

At least he wants his wife back.

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Time Traveler

Time Traveler

To go back to before you were homeless.

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Karate Lessons

Karate Lessons

He doesn't look very nimble.

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PayPal

PayPal

This guy can't be doing too bad if he has PayPal.

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Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

And we thought Tiger had it rough.

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Adoption

Adoption

Not quite what we were looking for in a child.

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Porn Star

Porn Star

Pretty sure you need more than that to make it in the biz.

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Brad & Angelina

Brad & Angelina

We'll keep our two dollars.

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16 Wives

16 Wives

Keep the snake in it's cage, man.

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Homeless Jedi

Homeless Jedi

May the force be with you.

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Kick You in the Face

Kick You in The Face

If your legs work what is the wheelchair for?

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Verbal Abuse

Verbal Abuse

Dude you're already low enough as it is.

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