25 More Hilarious "Stop Having Loud Sex" Notes

Typically, no one's content with their neighbors. They're either a little creepy, play their music too loud, have friends over at the wrong hours, or maybe they're just always on the phone.

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25 More Hilarious "Stop Having Loud Sex" Notes

Noise Levels

Noise Levels

Hey, they want an amicable solution.

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American Psycho

American Psycho

When you realize Patrick Bateman is living above you.

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Vibrator

Vibrator

It ain't right!

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Thin Walls

Thin Walls

Now this is some friendly advice.

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Prostitution

Prostitution

Keep transactions out of the lobby.

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So Much Sex

So Much Sex

Maybe she really is a hooker from Craigslist.

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Congrats

Congrats

The question is, was he just getting home at 6:30 a.m., or was it morning sex?

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Housing a Mini Pony

Housing a Mini Pony

He definitely just got cast in STOMP.

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Counseling

Counseling

All things taken into account, this is pretty considerate.

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Sweet Lass

Sweet Lass

This note is almost worse than having loud, inconsiderate sex.

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Pre-Marital Sex

Pre-Marital Sex

The neighbors want his soul.

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In My Mind

In My Mind

It's not their fault you're a Jedi or a wizard, neighbor.

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Exact Moment

Exact Moment

This guy sounds like he wants in.

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MURDER

MURDER

Well, at least you have a concerned neighbor.

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Lose Weight

Lose Weight

No need to make personal insults about someone's boyfriend.

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Shut Up Maybe

Shut Up Maybe

Homegirl definitely has a marker set. Don't get on her bad side.

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Fun Fact

Fun Fact

Just take her word for it.

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Jumping on the Bed

Jumping on the Bed

We've got to assume kids jumping on the bed is a polite way of saying "doing the dirty."

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Sexually Frusterated

Sexually Frusterated

All things considered, this is about as nice as a "stop having sex" note can possibly be.

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German Neighbor

German Neighbor

Dude, not everyone wants to see your bratwurst.

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Elevator Cameras

Elevator Cameras

Clearly no one uses the apartment elevator.

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Fed Up

Fed Up

That's one way to not make friends in your apartment.

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Data

Data

Do you think these are exact statistics or ballpark estimates?

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Florida State

Florida State

This guy is the most popular Freshman on campus.

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Ball Gag

Ball Gag

This is harsh. Just keep it down!

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