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Typically, no one's content with their neighbors. They're either a little creepy, play their music too loud, have friends over at the wrong hours, or maybe they're just always on the phone.
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25 More Hilarious "Stop Having Loud Sex" Notes
Noise Levels
Hey, they want an amicable solution.
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American Psycho
When you realize Patrick Bateman is living above you.
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Thin Walls
Now this is some friendly advice.
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Prostitution
Keep transactions out of the lobby.
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So Much Sex
Maybe she really is a hooker from Craigslist.
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Congrats
The question is, was he just getting home at 6:30 a.m., or was it morning sex?
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Housing a Mini Pony
He definitely just got cast in STOMP.
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Counseling
All things taken into account, this is pretty considerate.
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Sweet Lass
This note is almost worse than having loud, inconsiderate sex.
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Pre-Marital Sex
The neighbors want his soul.
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In My Mind
It's not their fault you're a Jedi or a wizard, neighbor.
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Exact Moment
This guy sounds like he wants in.
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MURDER
Well, at least you have a concerned neighbor.
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Lose Weight
No need to make personal insults about someone's boyfriend.
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Shut Up Maybe
Homegirl definitely has a marker set. Don't get on her bad side.
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Jumping on the Bed
We've got to assume kids jumping on the bed is a polite way of saying "doing the dirty."
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Sexually Frusterated
All things considered, this is about as nice as a "stop having sex" note can possibly be.
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German Neighbor
Dude, not everyone wants to see your bratwurst.
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Elevator Cameras
Clearly no one uses the apartment elevator.
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Fed Up
That's one way to not make friends in your apartment.
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Data
Do you think these are exact statistics or ballpark estimates?
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Florida State
This guy is the most popular Freshman on campus.
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Ball Gag
This is harsh. Just keep it down!
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