25 Hilarious Notes Left On Tip Receipts

These people got their money's worth.

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We've all had unfavorable experiences at restaurants before. Whether there was something in our food that shouldn't have been, they got the wrong order, or it was just plain poor service, a few awful memories of eating out stick in our heads. The tip is the universal language to discern if you've had a good or bad dining experience.

We aren't sure of the events that occurred prior to these customer reactions, but they must have been pretty alarming to influence reactions like these. Whatever actions compelled these customers to get creative with their tips, we will never know, but enjoy these 25 Hilarious Notes Left On Tip Receipts.

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Please Confirm Customer Information

Please Confirm Customer Information

Guess he didn't like the customer too much.

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Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln

Back from the dead!

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High As F*ck

High As F*ck

Blazed at Steak N' Shake, classic.

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Butthole Teeth

Butthole Teeth

Thank you Mr. Teeth, have a lovely evening.

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Don't Make Milk

Don't Make Milk

Yeah, TMI.

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Your Face

Your Face

We feel like this happens at TGI Friday's often?

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Unusual Order

Unusual Order

Only $4.26 for an orgasm from Sam Snead's Tavern...

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Hymen

Hymen

A Mr.Hye Min, again looking for a Mr.Hye Min.

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Ninjas

Ninjas

Always knew Hungry Howie's was the local Ninja hangout.

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Whore Juice

Whore Juice

Specially made with whore juice, just for you.

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Smile

Smile

Just serious bad karma.

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Threesome

Threesome

A casual invitation for the Olive Garden waitress to have a threesome, must have been a special occasion.

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Negative Tip

Negative Tip

You were that annoyed that you tipped her negative, or you just can't cough up two cents? Either one is depressing.

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Satan

Satan

The devil shops at Price Chopper.

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Athiest

Athiest

If it doesn't go to God, the next best thing is to your waitress? Sure, why not.

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I Have Children

I Have Children

Does that mean your children scare you? Makes sense.

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God

God

Thank the Lord for charitable, religious people.

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Two Cents

Two Cents

Apparently this guy is a financial analyst.

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Lose a Few Pounds

Lose a Few Pounds

No tip and a fat joke? FOH.

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You Fail

You Fail

Yeah, let's not add insult to injury.

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Broke

Broke

If you're that broke, stop eating out and get yourself some Top Ramen.

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PI

PI

Cool Einstein, next time just write normal numbers like the rest of us.

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Time is Money

Time is Money

Congrats, you're making above minimum wage.

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Real Job

Real Job

Alright jackass, clearly you've never waited tables. Not as easy as it looks.

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Can't Math

Can't Math

Can you not speak English either?

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