25 Hilarious Break Up Notes

All good things come to an end, right?

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The phrase quick and painless generally doesn't apply to break ups, because they almost always suck. Whether you're the one who's delivering the bad news or receiving it, there's really no ideal way to go about things. Sometimes you just have to suck it up and move on. However, if you received one of these 25 Hilarious Break Up Notes, we might cut you a little slack.

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You're Bald

You're Bald

We're thinking this was a one night stand.

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Beat Your Ass

Beat Your Ass

It does not sound like this was a healthy relationship.

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Herpes

Herpes

It could be worse.

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Car Door

Car Door

How did she manage that without him noticing? Seems like you might notice if your wife and kids abandoned you in the WalMart parking lot.

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The Newspaper

The Newspaper

What if he doesn't read the your extremely noticeable advertisement in the Personal section?

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Not Having Fun

Not Having Fun

Sealed with a kiss and some honesty.

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Five Guys

Five Guys

Just a lady married to the fast food industry.

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Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary

Tough break, but seems like it was a great month.

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Good Old Days

Good Old Days

This is some old school shit right here. Lost another one to the war.

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The Key

The Key

Well, at least she left you the mailbox key. Sucks you lost the TV though.

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Changed the Locks

Changed the Locks

Well, at least she dropped off your clothing.

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Not A Breakup Note

Not A Breakup Note

If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's not a mongoose.

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I Was Thinking

I Was Thinking

Classic 7th grade love note fashion.

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Can't Spell

Can't Spell

Honestly, this might not be a bad thing for you, Josh. A girl who can't spell isn't one you want to bring home to Mom.

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Moving In

Moving In

The cost of catching your husband cheating...priceless.

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Sexting

Sexting

Come on bro, rookie mistake.

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No One Needs to Know

No One Needs to Know

Clearly ashamed of their public image.

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Making Yourself Look Bad

Making Yourself Look Bad

This kid can't even spell his own name right. Does that ease the pain? If you're eight or older, then yes.

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Poor Dave

Poor Dave

Sure must have been a double whammy when McCain lost and Dave realized he was small.

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Billboard

Billboard

There really are no words to describe this.

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Dear Erin

Dear Erin

That a boy, kill her with kindness.

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The Dog

The Dog

Dogs have feelings, too.

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Giraffe

Giraffe

At least the giraffe provides some comic relief.

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Coffee

Coffee

This guy has an issue if he's deriving this much pleasure from coffee.

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Can't Be Wit You

Can't Be Wit You

He's already going for older women at a young age.

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