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20 Inappropriate Back To School Items

Time to shock your teacher.

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New school year, new you.

We get it. You want to hit the hallways hard and make a badass impression. You want to be the man that others haven't yet realized you are. Here's a helpful hint — don't make your mark with novelty supplies. They may be good for a chuckle (or 20 good belly laughs right now), but the girl you've eyed since the third grade will continue to call you by the wrong name.

20 Inappropriate Back To School Items

20

Rubber Gun And Dagger Erasers

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19

A Batman Coffin Backpack

18

Inappropriately Named Crayons

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17

Cigarette Pencils

16

Syringe Pens

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15

Beer Lollipops

14

"Walk With Jesus" Pencils

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13

iPhone Cases With Spikes

12

Condom USB Drive

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11

Bloody Laptop Case

10

Back To School Wine

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9

Back To School Pregnancy Test

7

Budweiser USB Drive

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6

Awkward Rocky Balboa USB Drive

5

Cat Pencil Sharpener

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4

Anus Backpack

3

Eyeball Pencil Sharpener

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2

Dismembered Teddy Bear USB Drive

1

Butt Backpack

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