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3.paulgeorge
paul george
u become a superstar n this is what becomes of u. all ur boys cant say no to u so u emerge from the telly dressed like goth captain crunch. then u join mariachi band n sing songs about how ur first mate left u n now u have no direction.
4.durantharden
james harden and kevin durant
james harden n kevin durant sell drugs to the community. they’ll sell u “whatever u need” during halftime. thats why the all star halftime is like 2.8 hours long. the only drug deals where a man wearing a shirt of that variety r involved in tend to be expansive n engaging. theres alot posturing n at some point someone will yell “who does this flappy bird head ass boy think he is?” they even used shady drug deal location instagram filter on this picture.
5.pharrell
pharrell
theres never a good time to be thinking arbys.
6.wall
john wall
the jacket screams “i somehow still use a bluetooth earpierce despite my phone being a nokia.” pinstripe lapels. steve harvey and all the uncles of our generation live forever thru us.
7.craig
craig saiger
*purpleswag.mp3 plays repeatedly until ur ears and other body parts not related to hearing start to burn*
8.durant
kevin durant
i could fight durant i swear i could. i dont care if he 6 foot 12 foot 3. he’d spend the wholetime just trying to not rip his baby gap suit up.
9.gqendorse
victor oladihellnah
aw man does gq endorse this? pockets that contrast the shirt, camo pants that are contrast to camouflage, and a jacket thats contrast to life in general. hes only a rookie tho so u gota cut him some slack for dressing like business casual master p.
10.harden
james harden
james harden dresses like ya auntie and ur uncle at the same time.
11.bosh
chris boshtrich
more flagrant camo pants. on a scale of 0 to zlatan ibrahimovic how european is that man purse?
12.Amare
amare stoudemire
oh lord. 20 million dollars later n it still aint ralph. the war against uspa is more crucial then the war on terror, war in syria, or black on black crime.