The Week In NBA Style: April 2, 2014

"The Week In NBA Style" is a weekly series in which the inimitable and completely uneditable Pauly C breaks down week the that was in both on and off the court NBA fashion.

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jesus reincarnated smith

rock formation pantaloons prevent u from moving on defense, moving around around for easy shots or taking anything other than bad stationary jumpshots.

junior smith again

eating carryout wings n wearing futuristic air forces. jr is the greatest nba player of all time.

reggie evans

u are only allowed to perform two activities when wearing this kind of outfit. either ur at a cookout grilling a mammal very recklessly or ur doling out bad advice to ur little cousins while u somehow speak with a cigerette/black somehow staying on ur lip.

chris bosh

bosh embracing his reptilian heritage on his 30th birthday which is 685 in velocityraptor years.

demarcus cousins

a peacoat is really the most somber article of clothing u can wear. shits like insta-r&b singer. the only face u can make wearing a peacoat is the emotion face (completely straight face looking directly at camera with slight emptiness in the eye).

larry sanders

substituteteachercore is hand me down ties, unauthorized glasses, n irresponsible haircuts.

new orleans pelicans mascot

nah u good