The Week In NBA Style: December 5, 2014

"The Week In NBA Style" is a weekly series in which the inimitable and completely uneditable Pauly C breaks down week the that was in both on and off the court NBA fashion.

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Chauncey Billups

anytime u come into contact with some1 named chauncey, clothing with poor allover designs n phone belt clips just start physically manifesting in ur house.

Iman Shumpert

kung lao with two fans.

Future NBA G.O.A.T. John Wall

my guy johnny is wearing corny hats now so u know hes gonna be a superstar n MVP candidate by the end of this year. u gotta wear a corny hat to be a great player now. the only ppl still wearing fitteds are kendrick perkins n guys that play pickup ball with too many accessories (if u wear more than one accessory to play pickup ur lame. if u need more for medical reasons well too bad u just gotta drink some robitussin n keep it moving. n stop calling fouls on jumpshots). kobe was wayyyyyyyyyyy ahead of the curve when he did that photoshoot in all white amish garments.

LeBron

lebron's style been less n less colorful since returning to cleveland. leaving miami n its prestigious levels of booty will make any man dress like the blk skn head video or whatever that ye shit was with the playstation graphics.

Important Knicks Person

suit game chinese massage parlor furniture n tapestry.

NBA MVP John Wall

for those keeping score at home this season, john wall has 1. worn bad hats n 2. appeared in a rap video called “john wall” in a all red tracksuit. how is he not the MVP? why hasn’t the award been handed out already? whats adam silver waiting for? how can the MVP not be given to a man who appears in a rap video about himself while wearing leisurewear. if john wall is not the MVP then plz tell me who is at UrWrongAndAnthonyDavisHasUnicefTeeth@gmail.com.