What If World Leaders Wore Fire Jawnz?

January 6, 2015

Image via Complex Original

I'm pretty fucking sick of turning on the TV I wrestled off a pre-pubescent girl on Black Friday only to see these swagless nerds in their flag pin-adorned polyester suits talking about tangible increases in education and welfare spending. I don't care about any of that shit. I just care about your trash fucking fits. Don't your colossal, ill-managed governmental budgets have room on the payroll for a presidential stylist? Don't you siphon off enough public money to cop a prime ministerial pair of J's? SMFH. But, like, what if?

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America Final

Barack Obama, United States of America

Why Obama look like he about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2015 tho?

Canada Final

Stephen Harper, Canada

The Crown Prince of Canada, Simon Harver (?) in that Haven in-house new new. I thought Canada was a state in America until I was, like, 9. Real talk.

England Final

David Cameron, United Kingdom

When you pop down the shops for a pint of green milk in your worst leather joggers. Piss take.

Zimbabwe Final

Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe

I'm sorry for this one tbh. Horrible. Just awful.

France Final

Nicolas Sarkozy, France

"Fam, slow the fuck down. What the fuck do you mean, 'Barack copped the last stars and stripes bogo hoodie'?"

India Final

Narendra Modi, India

Throwback to June 5th, 2014, the fateful day when we identified the rare hemline layer gawd himself. ICON.

Japan

Shinzō Abe, Japan

Abenomics is failing. Can Japan pull itself out of deflation, thereby securing a foothold for reconstructing the national economy? LMAO Who cares tbh? The boy Shinzo dumped his 85-year-old wifey and picked up this heater new J-Pop trophy. Roll up that raw denim, playboy. Do you.