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The recent announcement of the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pregnancy nearly broke the Internet, and got us thinking: what would this power couple want for their newborn kid? Assuming it's a baby boy who later marries Blue Ivy Carter and kicks off a ruling family that dominates headlines for the next 100 years, this mini-Kanye is going to be one of the best-dressed kids of all time.
The Kimye couple wasted no time in putting together a baby registry that reflects the already-luxurious tastes of the current fetus. Check out The 10 Items on Kim and Kanye's Baby Registry to see what this future star will be wearing when he's supping on mushy carrots and caviar.
Fendi Fur-Trimmed Snowsuit: $485
Do you know how cold it is in Paris during January's Fashion Week? Between sitting front row at the season's most exclusive shows and adorably spitting up on Anna Wintour, Baby 'Ye is gonna need to stave off the cold winds blowing off the Seine. With this onesie from Fendi, the soon-to-be most photographed child in the world won't disappoint when it comes to following in his father's Fashion Week footsteps.
Gucci Navy Leather Jacket: $1,980
It's become clear that Kanye's fabric of choice of late has been leather. The choices available for draping your small child in dead animal skin are somewhat rare, so we're sure that the spawn of the Louis Vuitton Don is going to enjoy this supple leather jacket from Gucci. Once he masters this piece, it's on to leather sweatpants, leather kilts, and leather sleeves.
Gucci Leather Driver Loafers: $275
When this kid is driving a Bugatti PowerWheels, what else could he wear except the classic Gucci Driver Loafers? Hopefully the child will make sure to cherish his early years of driving his toy luxury cars, because no self-respecting star would be caught dead without their own driver. Expect his parents to match these with a Gucci cover for his baby seat.
Dolce & Gabbana Pinstripe Three Piece Suit and Shirt: $745 On Sale
Kanye's first son is going to be heading to more fancy soirées before his first birthday than you'll attend in your entire life. The future bawse is gonna need an appropriately powerful outfit, and this pinstripe three piece suit from Dolce & Gabbana is the perfect outfit to make big moves in. Even if those big moves start with baby steps.
Burberry Toddler's Twill Peacoat: $225
While his dad may prefer camel overcoats from mysterious Belgian fashion houses, Baby Yeezy can do no wrong in this classic miniature peacoat from Burberry. Starting out with such a timeless garmenet will allow the toddler to incrementally develop his style so that one day he can rock a shearling-lined Burberry peacoat like his dad.
John Hardy Pave Diamond Bracelet: $543 On Sale
Oh you thought draping a baby in diamonds was going overboard? This woven silver bracelet from John Hardy features a diamond clasp that will ensure any number one son is also the number one stunna at the playground, the daycare center, or wherever else babies are chilling these days.
Dolce & Gabbana Zig-Zag Button Down Shirt: $117 On Sale
This herringbone shirt from Dolce & Gabbana does double duty as both stylish and practical. The two-tone piece is cutting-edge, while the tweed herringbone will keep Kim and Kanye's kid warm and comfy. With a steez this advanced at such young an age, all the other babies will know that their taste level is only at Baby 'Ye's waist level, which is really really low.
Baby Dior Single Stripe Sneakers: $216
Fresh out the womb, this baby is going to be on par with some of the most stylish rappers out there when he starts rocking these luxury sneakers from Baby Dior. Joining Pusha-T, Usher, A$AP Rocky, and of course, his father, in European fashion house kicks that combine luxe with casualness, the soon-to-be style icon is going to have babies everywhere jocking his style when he takes his first steps in these.
Moncler Enfant Snowsuit Bag: $330
As the future face of Nike, Balmain, and the Chinese brands that will dominate the fashion landscape when he's of age, Baby 'Ye is too precious for just any old down jacket. When he's enjoying some hot cocoa out of a sippy cup in the Alps, this Moncler snowsuit bag will keep him toasty and protected from any trips, spills, or attempts by Kris Humphries to regain his 15 minutes.
Un Deux Trois Faux Leather Skirt: $44 On Sale
Sadly for Papa West, it seems like Givenchy and Rick Owens have yet to make children's leather kilts. While it may fuck with the kid's psyche and may catch him his first kindegarten beating, it looks like baby Kanye's first kilt will have to come from the girl's section. At least, until Riccardo makes a one-off custom piece for the newest fashion killa.