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Dicks. Half the population has them and they come in every shape, size, and color. They haven’t evolved or received any sort of special recognition for anything recently, but it seems designers like Raf Simons have gotten ahold of them and are trying to make them the next big thing. To properly honor how far they’ve come in the fashion world, we put together a list of some of the best dicks in fashion thus far.
Raf Simons
Raf Simons' Spring/Summer ‘17 collection featured a collaboration with Robert Mapplethorpe, the artist who is most well known for his nude photographs. What would a collab with the king of dick pics look like? A boner on the front of a sweatshirt. It’s going to take some balls to pull this one off.
Rick Owens
Just in case you live under a rock, Rick Owens once sent models down the runway with their dicks out. Shoutout to him for acting like full-frontal male nudity was totally normal. It goes without saying that exposed dicks were the last thing anyone was expecting, making it a runway show for the books.
Tom Ford
In December of 2014, Tom Ford released a piece that would have made the perfect Christmas gift for that person in your life who seemingly has everything. You know what they probably don't have? A gold penis necklace. The small penis necklace costs close to a rack, but if you’re into necklaces or dick this seems like the right fit.
Supreme
Flashback to April when Supreme and Sasquatchfabrix came together for a fire collab and trolled hypebeasts everywhere in the process. The most discreet of all dicks on this list, Supreme hid it on the back of the tee along with a vagina. This explains why everyone and their mother discovered the dick post-purchase, causing everyone to question how they’d get away with wearing the piece and if it was even eligible for resale.
Richardson
Before Richardson became a brand, it was a journal of art and culture dedicated to exploring the many sides of sexuality. So it only makes sense that they would offer dick options for the home. Almost impossible to cop, this incense burner is a great way to decorate your apartment while letting everyone around you know you’re a grown man who really loves penis jokes.