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We all have things on our holiday wishlist, and they usually give a good indication of who we are and what we value. Sure, most of the items might be material goods, but we're all holding out for a Christmas miracle to grant our hopes and dreams, and that includes hypebeasts. The only difference is, while you might be praying for good health and peace on Earth, the hypebeasts of the world have other things in mind. Whether it's a rare drop or a Kanye run-in, these are The Top 10 Hypebeast Christmas Wishes.
There will be a Supreme restock just for me.
Nothing hurts worse than waiting in line or by your computer only to get beaten out for what you had your eye on. Well bots and fuccbois be damned, Santa's miraculously blessed you with a Supreme restock, and you've got first dibs.
My reselling business will finally take off.
All those hours in line and scouring the internet for deals has left you with a sizable collection of deadstock and hard-to-find gear. Unfortunately, you're 1 of about 12,147,398,570 others in the restock hustle, and your lowly Grailed and eBay pages have gone mostly unnoticed. Santa will hopefully bless you with guys looking for overpriced A.P.C. x Kanye, Supreme tees, and #BEEN TRILL#.
In the coming year, I'll never miss a drop.
You were on a school trip during the Jordan “Concord” XI drop. You literally slept on the Yeezy II release. While it can't possibly be placed under the tree, hopefully you'll never miss out on a drop this upcoming year.
Kanye will follow me.
Kanye has said that a “God recognizes a God.” Getting a follow from Yeezus himself? Welcome to Mount Olympus.
Girls will finally appreciate the time and energy required to build such a dope sneaker collection.
For some reason, girls never seem to understand the struggle you put in to acquiring those Supreme Forces. With the ultimate Christmas miracle, the girl you're trying to impress will actually learn to love your absurd sneaker archive this year—the only problem is, first you gotta talk to her...
I'll get on the Nike seeding list.
Imagine no longer having to fight through crowds or battle the bots online to get the most hyped Nikes. What a world. Like your favorite editors, athletes, and influencers, hopefully you can get the Beaverton connect this Christmas. But more realistically, or nah.
My leather joggers won't chafe me anymore.
It's amazing that you're still rocking leather joggers this long after “Versace” dominated the airwaves. Shouts to you for committing to a (rapidly dying) trend, and hopefully your nether regions won't feel the unique pain that comes with wearing pants made of subpar leather day after day.
Fashion Bros will stop making fun of me.
Your selfies are not safe from the dream crushing Fashion Bros.—especially when you're rocking Pyrex Vision with a tree-lined cul-de-sac behind you. Hopefully though, they'll find the kindness in their hearts to leave you alone this holiday season.
The new Yeezi's will be right under my tree on Christmas morning.
Though the sneaker won't be available until 2015, and the only public look we've had is a stealth pic snapped on an airplane, this Hail Mary would easily be the greatest gift Saint Nick could leave under the tree on December 25. Keep dreaming, beast.
I won't be a hypebeast next year.
You laughed (and cried) through the criticism of your lifestyle, but like anything else in life, change is good. Besides, do you really want to camp out for drops and have a wardrobe that becomes corny every three months?