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School's back, so chances are you've bought your books and are buried in work. Not all textbooks are created equal, or for that matter, appropriate. Whether the designers of these books realized it or not, there are some suggestive, misguided, and downright inappropriate entries that have somehow made it to print. Hopefully these aren't in any of your books this year, and if they are, we apologize for the trauma in advance.
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25 Inappropriate Textbook Entries
Birth Control
Birth Control
If your girl has high self-esteem, boost yours by sharing this intelligent fact.
Resuscitating a Drowning Cat
Resuscitating a Drowning Cat
Be careful not to release whilst whirling your cat round and round.
Pizza Problems
Pizza Problems
Frank and Dave definitely ate 10/1 more than a normal person eating pizza.
Gorilla Hunting
Gorilla Hunting
With tranquilizer gun in hand, you should be fine whereever you aim.
Steroids
Steroids
This woman seems to have grown another person's head as a result of her steroid use.
Pouring Shampoo
Pouring Shampoo
Has this child been outside of the house or is he just easily entertained?
Phallic Network
Phallic Network
If you can get past the fact that this network strongly resembles a certain other thing, find whatever you need to find.
Term-to-Term Swastikas
Term-to-Term Swastikas
This sequence teaches of the growing power of the Nazis.
Quantity vs. Quality
Quantity vs. Quality
Did the robot quantitatively or qualitatively fail?
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The Swizzle
The Swizzle
Doing the swizzle for dummies.
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Nutritional Equivalents
Nutritional Equivalents
Who eats a bagel anymore when a yoyo is the same thing?
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