20 Hilarious Neon Sign Fails

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Neon signs have a pretty remarkable history that most people are unaware of. They were first shown at the 1910 Paris Motor Show by engineer Georges Claude and were most popular in the United States from 1920–1960—most famously in New York City's Times Square—before they went out of style. Today, artists like Robert Irwin and Patrick Martinez use neon to create art that goes beyond traditional, promotional signage.

History lesson aside, neon signs still exist, and unfortunately, they can burn out pretty quickly. Oftentimes, this leads to an inappropriate spelling of an otherwise wholesome establishment. If you're curious how a Cocktail Lounge becomes a "Cock Lounge" or how The Home Depot becomes "The Ho Depot," peep these 20 Hilarious Neon Sign Fails.

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ONuts

Onuts

O, nuts. Someone needs to fix their sign.

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Anus Steakhouses

Anus Steakhouses

We hope the guys working there aren't anuses.

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Child Liquors

Child Liquors

Does a child own the store? Did the child brew the liquor? Is the liquor for children?

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Checks Ashed

Checks Ashed

Bring in your useless or valuable checks to be ashed at a low charge.

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ANAL

ANAL

The word anal probably wasn't ever meant to be made into a neon sign that large.

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Cock Lounge

Cock Lounge

These neon signs don't only promote hoes, they also promote cock.

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The Ho Depot

The Ho Depot

Great, now it rhymes!

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Fun Home

Fun Home

If your kid sees this sign and insists on visiting this fun home, good luck with explaining why the home is not fun.

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The Con Store

The Con Store

Now that we know your true identity, we will call you out on your cons.

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First American Tit

First American Tit

Having the title of first American tit must be an honor!

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Blo Us Video

Blo Us Video

If this were the age before streaming technology, some may consider it.

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Top Jew

Top Jew

This jeweler is so successful he's now the Top Jew.

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Hell

Hell

Gas stations are not the most wonderful place in the world. Perhaps we can refer to it as hell.

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LSD

LSD

The Beginning of Something Wonderful. You bet.

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Johnny's Tit Station

Johnny's Tit Station

What would one do at a tit station? We expect many tilted heads.

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Hoes $9.99 and Up

Hoes $9.99 and Up

Seems like you have some high-quality hoes available.

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Elf Storage

Elf Storage

Not enough space to store your elves? Self store your elf!

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Burlington Cat Factory

Burlington Cat Factory

Maybe this cat factory is worse than a puppy mill.

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Crapbooks

Crapbooks

As if we didn't think those books were crap anyway.

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Hot Ass

Hot Ass

Looking for some hot ass? Come to Hotel Cass!

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