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Their baby may not be born yet, but Rob Kardashian is about to be a first-time father with his fiancee, Blac Chyna. Conveniently, since the pregnancy announcement Rob’s sister Kylie Jenner is no longer dating Chyna’s baby daddy, making for a little less tension amongst the fam. With things headed in the right direction, we put together a list of gifts that Rob absolutely needs to receive this Father’s Day in preparation for the arrival of the first baby to carry the Kardashian family name.
It's Either Her or Me: A Guide to Help a Mom and Her Daughter-in-Law Get Along
Not every husband-to-be has that special moment where his mom comes over in hopes of destroying his relationship. This book is for the husband who does. (You wouldn’t understand why I’m driving 26 straight hours to Austin, mom!!!) It’s Either Her or Me seems like a fun read for the entire family, actually. Hopefully, we’ll see this power struggle play out in Rob & Chyna’s future show, which’ll probably be a more dramatic version of Game of Thrones.
Kim K's Selfish
If it takes a little time for Kim and Rob to solve their differences, Chyna and Rob’s baby can always get to know their aunt through some, we’re assured, very tasteful nudes.
Coach Shamrock Keychain
Pay tribute to the Shamrock that everyone was throwing around in Rob and Chyna’s Instagram comments when they first started dating with this luxe keychain.
The Audemars Piguet watch Tyga Gave Chyna in 2013
The tangled web of Rob-Chyna-Tyga-Kylie seems to enjoy the art of gift swapping, or as it’s less elegantly know, regifting. Tyga seemingly regifted a car he got for Kylie, so wouldn’t it be so sweet this Father’s Day for Chyna to give Rob the Audemars Piguet watch Tyga gave her years ago.
An honorary degree from USC Law School
In 2012, Rob announced on Twitter that he was going to USC Law School. But then, oh yeah, the internet exists and we can no longer go around just lying about our accomplishments. Oops?
@atlblog Rob Kardashian isn't coming here, but we're glad he's a Trojan fan
— USC Gould Law (@USCGouldLaw) August 7, 2012
Did USC Law School send the very first subtweet? The very least it could do is apologize to Rob by giving him an honorary degree this Father’s Day.
Yeezys
Until Kim and Rob fully make amends, he may not be included in the Kardashian gifting of fresh Yeezys at release time. However, since Chyna seems to be keeping Rob on a strict workout schedule, we’ll take care of keeping him laced in the best sneakers: his brother-in-law’s.
Romeo and Juliet
Rob and Chyna are the modern day Romeo and Juliet, with both the Kardashians and Chyna’s baby daddy are not supportive of their whirlwind love affair. What better book for the new Kardashian kid’s bedtime story than that of his or her parents?
Custom “Dadager” mug
As the son of best (or worst?) Momager in the game, Rob has big shoes to fill. Since he is procreating with Chyna, following in his mama’s footsteps is a great plan.
Condoms
Safe sex is important and prevents things like… babies.