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This month, not all toys are for children. For the adult version of your childhood playthings, toy guns get updated with crossbow that shoots snowballs and a handgun that squirts out ketchup and mustard. Action figures are now customizable, and Legos don’t look so PG. Of course, now that they’re for adults, toys feature drinking, like the Whiskey Advent Calendar and Rx-themed shot glasses. But that doesn't mean we're too old for bathroom humor, hence the Toilet Fishing game. For this holiday season we bring you the most epic toys that the Internet has to offer, and these playthings are for adults. Check out 25 Grown-Up Toys We Want This Holiday Season, and update your wish list.
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Vapor Blaster
Click Here To Buy It Now At Zero Toys, $24.95
The Vapor Blaster is one of the coolest toys of the season. Using water-based non-toxic fluid the gun creates two- to four-inch vapor rings that shoot up to 12 feet into the air. The gun comes in four different colors and is equipped with LED lights and ray-gun sound effects to make you feel like a true sci-fi hero.
Grime Writer
Click Here To Buy It Now At Amazon, $10.71
This awesome pen works by cleaning up the areas you write on, allowing you to create dope street art on any dirty surface without fear of the law. This pen is a great way to keep your art as squeaky clean as your criminal record.
Toy Boarders
Click Here To Buy It Now At AJ's Toy Boarders, $5.95
Tired of the old army men figurines? Stock up on these cool skateboarding toys and get creative with awesome tricks and maneuvers. The toys come in 24 different poses, and there are two skate series to chose from with a snowboarding set perfect for winter.
MaKey MaKey
Click Here To Buy It Now At Think Geek, $59.99
The MaKey MaKey is an invention kit that you can use to redirect your computer controls. Using a USB cord connected to a circuit board, the kit allows you to redirect the control to anything you want—a banana, a pencil, or a piece of Play-Doh. You can get creative and use the keys to create anything you want, from computer controls to a banana piano.
Art History Finger Puppets
Click Here To Buy It Now At Fab., $29
This quirky finger puppet set includes miniature representations of Monet, Dalí, Van Gogh, and Frida Kahlo, as well as a 16 oz. mug featuring 13 works from 15th to 20th centuries. Get your art geek on with this hilarious yet educational set of toys.
Toilet Fishing
Click Here To Buy It Now At Stupid.com, $29.99
Toilet fishing is the ultimate game to keep you entertained as you do your business in the bathroom. Hone your skills at catching these squirmy fish every time you take an extended trip to the potty.
Addictaball
Click Here To Buy It Now At Firebox, $21
Addictaball is a low-tech puzzle game that will occupy you for hours on end as you try to guide your ball to freedom. This intense 3D maze is infuriating but addicting, and it proves that you don't need TV and the Internet to be entertained.
Citizen Brick Breaking Bad Lego
Click Here To Buy It Now At Fancy, $25
Reminisce over your love for Breaking Bad with this awesome figurine. Citizen Brick marketed this recognizable toy as the "Chemistry Enthusiast" (most likely for legal reasons), but we all know Walter White when we see him.
Ron English X ZacPac: Mousemask Murphy In Airplane
Click Here To Buy It Now At Toy Art Gallery, $70
Zac Pac teamed up with artist Ron English to make this exclusive toy that any pop art fan will drool over. Featuring English's iconic character Mousemask Murphy in an airplane, this toy is for the collector in your life.
Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling
Click Here To Buy It Now At Think Geek, $12.99
Battle your friends with this awesome Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling toy. The game includes two lightsabers and a booklet with seven different arenas taken from the six Star Wars movies. May the Force be with you.
Spy Pen
Click Here To Buy It Now At Think Geek, $49.99
Use this discrete pen to spy on your enemies. The hidden camera records for up to two hours on battery. The pen can hold up to four GB of video and is a simple plug-and-play, making it easy for anyone to be spy.
Shark With Frickin' Laser Beam
Click Here To Buy It Now At Think Geek, $21
This laser pointer is perfect for any Austin Powers fan. Use it to make presentations, mess with your cats, or just to help with your Dr. Evil impersonation.
Crossbow Snow Launcher
Click Here To Buy It Now At Sharper Image, $39.99
This Crossbow Snow Launcher is a must-have for the winter season. Challenge your friends to a snow fight and take them down with this epic weapon.
Custom Action Figure With Your Head
Click Here To Buy It Now At That's My Face, $99.00
Live out your dream of being a superhero with these action figures that can be customized with a miniature replica of your head. These custom toys come with a variety of different outfits, including the battle gear of Superman, The Joker, and Iron Man.
Condiment Gun
Click Here To Buy It Now At Firebox, $26
The Condiment Gun comes with two cartridges to load up with your favorite sauces. Flavor your food, and feel like the star of your favorite Western film every time you eat a burger with this oversized revolver.
Bumper Ball
Click Here To Buy It Now At Guangzhou Well Inflatables, $80-$150
If you haven't seen these bumper balls in action, you are missing out. These hilarious toys are a fun way to make any sport event more exciting or to have a ball (pun intended) with friends.
Star Wars Origami
Click Here To Buy It Now At Firebox, $21
This Star Wars-themed origami book includes 72 sheets of Star Wars origami paper and instructions for 36 unique projects. Master your folding skills to celebrate your love of a galaxy far, far away.
Pickmaster
Click Here To Buy It Now At SuckUK, $34
Save yourself the trouble of buying new guitar picks with this handy tool that will turn any old credit card or strip of plastic into the perfect pick. This item is a must-have for any guitar player.
Whiskey Advent Calendar
Click Here To Buy It Now At Firebox, $242.29
As a kid one of the best part of December was an advent calendar that counted down the days of the month, rewarding you each day with a little chocolate. Now Master of Malt brings you the adult version of an advent calendar, replacing chocolate with a handpicked Scottish whisky, individually labeled and sealed with wax. The box even includes one premium quality 40-year-old Single Malt.
Parrot AR Drone 2.0
Click Here To Buy It Now At Firebox, $484.49
This incredible quadricopter is capable of doing mid-air flips and is directly controlled by your smartphone. The drone even includes a camera that allows you to live-stream as you navigate its path. Even better, the easy-to-use controls include a mechanism that will automatically land the device to avoid a horrible crash landing.
Punch Bag Laundry Bag
Click Here To Buy It Now At SuckUK, $35
Take your laundry to the cleaners with this practical laundry bag that also doubles as a punching bag. Hang it up right in your closet, and use your dirty laundry to work out on those days that you just can't make it to the gym (or the washing machine).
iPhone 5/5S A-Maze-Ing Game Case
Click Here To Buy It Now At Fab., $21.50
This epic iPhone case will keep you entertained without running down your phone's battery life. The toy is a must-have for those long subway rides to work, infuriatingly long lines, or unnecessary waits for appointments.
Andy Warhol Vinyl Collectible Dolls
Click Here To Buy It Now At Amazon, $381.16
Show off your love for Andy Warhol with these awesome collectible dolls. The figurines feature the artist in his iconic outfit and come with his signature wig and banana.
Rx Shot Glasses
Click Here To Buy It Now At Karmaloop , $20.95
These hilarious shot glasses are just what the doctor ordered. Made for those days when a little whiskey seems like the best medicine, they keep your alcohol in a humorous disguise.
The Samurai Umbrella
Click Here To Buy It Now At Karmaloop, $30
This Samurai sword umbrella will make you feel like a badass every time the weather looks gray. The umbrella includes a strap to sling it on your back so you can be prepared for rain (or a brawl) at anytime.