Twitter Reacts to the NBA All-Star Game

Ridiculous sexual propositions, the roasting of players, and much more.

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The NBA All-Star game provided quite a show last night. We were all witnesses to history being made, a nose being broken, a blowout that got close in the end, another LeBron James fail, and some really strange halftime entertainment. For everything that went down, Twitter was there to offer all the over-the-top commentary that TNT couldn't provide. Check out the discussions of sexual acts, obscure observations about the players' looks, and random Odd Future references in Twitter Reacts to the NBA All-Star Game.

@JLmi_Jetss

Obviously, you have to have a lot of heart, show a lot of love, and be nicknamed after a tarantula to win in the NBA.

@will_matic

@Will_Matic

If you weren't aware, Dwyane Wade broke Kobe's nose with a flagrant foul last night. Maybe it was a part of his Jordan contract.

@J30playsguitar

Hey, a headband is still technically ring shaped, isn't it? #reachin'

@MattGertz

Dear Matt Gertz, when you're watching Hugo and The Artist clean up instead of Kobe making history, you've broken your man card.

@Exavierpope

"It's not my fault he ran into my bazooka-sized arms, ref!"

@nicolebritt

@NicoleBritt

Double penetration for this girl, so you know it's real? *Rick Ross grunt*

@ncrepeau6

We have a feeling he doesn't really fit in the carts for Space Mountain. Maybe he could dress up as Goofy for his next dunk contest, though.

@EatAFatOne1

Lots of exclamation points make it more likely to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@xMrUncleDaddyJr

There was a huge debate all night about who the best point guard in the NBA is, and for a reason unknown to us, Jamaal Tinsley wasn't included. What gives?

@Quet_KG

Thirst isn't even the word. Dehydration comes pretty close, though.

@JasonHasTweeted

This dude's background is a shark smoking a pipe and wearing a suit and monocle. Picture that shark saying this tweet in a proper English accent and thank us later.

@Lakers

Just what we need: More fuel for the Jordan comparison fire.

@HustlinAssSal

What can we say? He's good at finding windows when he goes for a drive.

@M_White_1

This dude obviously doesn't realize he unintentionally dissed Kobe with this tweet. You know, with that whole costly divorce thing?

@JMM142

He must be a LeBron or Kobe fan, because KD very well could be considered the best player in the league. You mad?

@JamilleHarley

Billy Crystal can successfully close out a show, though. Zing!

@K_tenaylee5

For some reason, this tweet has gone into the magical Twitter trash can. Maybe she had to many replies about a certain hillbilly three-way that her tweet triggered.

@JAdande

Can he complete the trifecta with a regular season league MVP?

@BigRd2

Having an ill dunk gets you some shine, but dancing like you're on PCP aftewards gets you so much more.

@NotBillWalton

Even though it's not Walton's real account, the thought of him bumpin' Odd Future in some Beats is just marvelous.