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Intro
Just when you thought everything had been said about Tim Tebow, he goes and beats the Steelers in overtime, giving Twitter and ESPN the opportunity to blabber on about him for yet another week. Furthermore, his 316 yards and 31.6 yards per completion spawned plenty more talk about the divine connection to his success. We combed through some of the discussion on Twitter and picked some our favorite ridiculous tweets about the phenomenon now known as getting Tebowned.
Virginity
@KayForrester03
Not only do women want to sleep with Tebow, but they want their kids to, too! We give it the offseason before at least three people claim to be pregnant with his baby.
Pop Warner
@JennyJohnsonHi5
We're still not entirely sure we believe people like Tebow and Jimmer haven't smashed yet. If he hasn't, maybe he's just planning on following in His footsteps and getting a chick pregnant without even doing the dirty deed.
Smile
@JWSnyder
The ridiculous Chuck Norris-like comparisons aren't going to stop anytime soon. As least this dude can correctly identify where the sun rises, something Big Ben Roethlisberger might have trouble with.
Starving
@JoeMyGod
We're not sure about that number, but he's right! We never thought we'd have to be the ones to keep God's priorities straight.
OJ
@ShackyLove
You've likely already seen this, but it had us rolling the first time we saw it. After the 100th time, not so much.
Church Gays
@PeytonsHead
Could Giselle be instrumental in the biggest cover in sports history? The dude does wear Uggs after all.
Malfoy
@Draco_Malfoy77
Draco made us realize why Tebow is doing so well. He is obviously pulling all his tricks out of that bottomless knapsack Hermione has. Not that we watch Harry Potter or anything.
Babeyonce
@BorowitzReport
Maybe Jay and Beyonce will just name their next kid after Tebow. How does Timothy John Jesus Carter sound?
Kidney Stones
@5uperfluous
Before last night we thought that Tebow might have a more painful experience with that.