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20 People Who Don't Know the Difference Between a Porsche and a Wide-Angle Photograph

It's not a Porsche Panorama, kids. Nice try.

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In today's world of constant quick-reactions, instant news, and viral social media, we see plenty of typos and incorrect grammar as a result of everybody trying to be "first!" It's just something that has grown as a natural side effect of not taking your time to correctly put up a polished product. Blogging has taken that and hidden it in a treasure chest buried at the bottom of the ocean. There are still some sites, obviously, that maintain a high level, but it's just much more rare these days.

Because everybody has an outlet to now express their thoughts and feelings, our eyes are often opened to mistakes that never would have been seen otherwise. Take Twitter for example. Once you type in those characters, they float off into the interwebs where anybody can see and where anybody can do whatever they please with them. We were browsing Twitter the other day and we happened to notice a trend that made us chuckle: A lot of people really do not know how to spell Porsche Panamera. They call it the panarama or panorama, which, of course, is actually a broad-shot picture. We're here to call these people out on their sad attempts to discuss luxury cars. Here are 20 People Who Don't Know the Difference Between a Porsche and a Wide-Angle Photograph.

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Steven Del Duca

Username: @StevenDelDuca

And every time we read your Twitter bio (which was one time), Steven Del Duca, we can't help but wonder, "how did he get through law school without having an eye for detail or the ability to spell correctly?"

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BibleExperience4you

Username: @BibleExp4you

This isn't a virus, surprisingly. There's actually a real video that has the following words, "The Porsche Panorama S Hybrid. A very beautiful car! But unfortunately even that great car one day grow old. But: Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and for ever."

OH, what a happy, happy day!

jacqueline Diaz

Username: @Jviva

Her Twitpic description says "go getter..vying personality woman with lots of wisdom." It might be time for her boss to find another person to show his car to ...

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Leeor Shlomo

Username: @TheONLY_DJLeeor

So he'll correct him on something that he probably can't control (word to all of my colorblind people out there) but not on the spelling error that he has full control over. Because that makes sense.

Egyptian_Pharaoh

Username: @_ChrisChilds

It's his dream and he still doesn't know the proper name. It literally says it on the boot, of which he took an Instagram photo. C'mon, homie.

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Mr. Fuck You

Username: @I_RUN_REDNECK

Okay, we'll watch as you walk into a Porsche dealership, ask for a Panorama, and the dealer proceeds to take advantage of you with insanely high interest rates. Let me guess your response: "Fuck you." Yeah? Amiright?

Paulamarie

Username: @xopaulamarie

Welcome to Twitter, where you can freely make yourself look uneducated.

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CALSTART

Username: @calstart

Smart enough to build a website, smart enough to care about electric vehicles, not careful enough to know the subject matter.

キャシー

Username: @CassieCardelle

Even RapGenius has the lyrics from The-Dream's "Dope Bitch" typed up correctly, Cassie. Unacceptable. Should have seen this coming from a Boston fan.

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Richboro Imports

Username: @Richboro_Import

We don't know about you, but we sure as hell don't want somebody working on our car, if they can't even pronounce it correctly. This is worse than Jiffy Lube.

PremierLuxuryRentals

Username: @rentluxury

If they spelled the car incorrectly on the tweet and on Facebook, we wonder if it's spelled incorrectly on the rental contracts? If so, we might have to take one out, burn some rubber, and remind them that we're not accountable because the contract says we rented a "Panorama." Nothing premier about these rentals.

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MLP

Username: @MrMLP3

He doesn't know how to spell the car he wants. His friend doesn't know that the Panamera is four doors and the biggest Porsche you can buy. That's the wrong circle of friends to be in.

Zilla.

Username: @brunzilla

Just in case you change your mind, be sure to use the panoramic photo option on your myPhone 5.

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Snoop's Nephew

Username: @TheyHate_Drew

We'd expect nothing less from Snoop's nephew.

HamdahAls

Username: @HamdahAls

If you could choose to properly spell and punctuate one car, which would you pick?

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comedianchrisclarke

Username: @ChrisClarke203

At least he spelled biness correctly.

Pasadena Porsche

Username: @PorschePasadena

This is a legitimate dealership that has a license to sell Porsche Panameras to customers. Yet, they can't even spell the damn name correctly. Do we get a discount if we call them out on it? What is life?

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Mighty Mau5

Username: @tuckfwitter

RUH!

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Christian Powers

Username: @CPowers33

We see what you did there.

Just Baez!

Username: @TheDiorHomie

Finally, somebody else who has noticed it, too. No need for those harsh words, though, geez.

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