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The NFL is in shambles right now. A day hasn't gone by in the past few weeks that didn't present a new headline, a new player in trouble, a new development in a scandal, or a new league official lying. It's disgusting and exhausting, to be frank. And yet, this past Thursday Night Football game drew record ratings and was one of the highest-rated Thursday nights for CBS in years (About 20 million viewers). So, in order to take a short break from the slop that has taken over America's favorite professional league, take this Sunday to focus on something semi-related to football, but not really: player cars. In this gallery of 32 different players, you'll find all sorts of rides, including donks, custom SUVs, luxury sleds, and high-performance rockets. Use this as your temporary escape.
Joe Haden, Lamborghini Aventador
Position/Team: Cornerback, Cleveland Browns
Delanie Walker, 1972 Oldmobile Cutlass 442
Position/Team: Tight End, Tennessee Titans
Darren McFadden, 1973 Buick Centurion
Position/Team: Running Back, Oakland Raiders
Vernon Davis, Custom Ford F-150
Position/Team: Tight End, San Francisco 49ers
Tom Brady, Audi R8
Position/Team: Quarterback, New England Patriots
Frank Gore, 2007 Maserati Quattroporte
Position/Team: Running Back, San Francisco 49ers
Patrick Willis, Aston Martin DB9 Coupe
Position/Team: Linebacker, San Francisco 49ers
Jared Allen, 1969 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
Position/Team: Defensive End, Chicago Bears
Taylor Mays, Cadillac Escalade
Position/Team: Safety, Cincinnati Bengals
Larry Fitzgerald, 1968 Dodge Charger R/T
Position/Team: Wide Receiver, Arizona Cardinals
Jimmy Smith, Range Rover HSE
Position/Team: Cornerback, Baltimore Ravens
Devin Hester, Custom Chevy
Position/Team: Kick Returner/Wide Receiver, Atlanta Falcons
Eric Berry, Custom Chevrolet Tahoe
Position/Team: Safety, Kansas City Chiefs
Reggie Bush, 1971 Plymouth Barracuda
Position/Team: Running Back, Detroit Lioins
Chris Johnson, 70s Chevrolet Caprice
Position/Team: Running Back, Tennessee Titans
Calvin Johnson, Porsche Panamera
Position/Team: Wide Receiver, Detroit Lions
Earl Thomas, Range Rover and Chevy Camaro
Position/Team: Safety, Seattle Seahawks
Darrelle Revis, Range Rover Evoque
Position/Team: Cornerback, New England Patriots
Michael Oher, BMW 750
Position/Team: Offensive Tackle, Tennessee Titans
Terrelle Pryor, Nissan 350Z
Position/Team: Quarterback, Free Agent
Aaron Rodgers, Chevrolet Camaro
Position/Team: Quarterback, Green Bay Packers
Stevie Johnson, Chevrolet Caprice
Position/Team: Wide Receiver, San Francisco 49ers
Aldon Smith, Lincoln Continental
Position/Team: Linebacker, San Francisco 49ers
Antrel Rolle, Maserati GranTurismo
Position/Team: Safety, New York Giants
Marion Barber, 1971 Chevrolet Impala
Position/Team: Retired Running Back
Jamaal Charles, Lamborghini Gallardo LP-550 2
Position/Team: Running Back, Kansas City Chiefs
Antonio Cromartie, Toyota Prius
Position/Team: Cornerback, Arizona Cardinals
Alfred Morris, 1991 Mazda 626
Position/Team: Running Back, Washington Redskins
Ben Roethlisberger, Mini Cooper Convertible
Position/Team: Quarterback, Pittsburgh Steelers
Demaryius Thomas, Audi A8
Position/Team: Wide Receiver, Denver Broncos
Joe Flacco, Chevrolet C7 Corvette Stingray
Position/Team: Quarterback, Baltimore Ravens
Colin Kaepernick, Jaguar F-Type
Position/Team: Quarterback, San Francisco 49ers
