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Have you ever wanted something, so, so badly that you'd do anything to have it? Did that something cost a lot of money? Was it pretty well established that you would never get that thing unless you somehow got into a taxi where somebody left a bag of $1,000,000 or found a rare antique collection in your grandma's barn? That's how millions of people feel about owning a Rolls-Royce. The luxury auto company has cars that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars that only the richest of the rich can afford to own. So what do people do? They fake it, because they know they'll never make it. Body kits and replica cars are all over the world, and we managed to find some of the worst. Here are 14 Wild Fake Rolls-Royces.
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1987 Bentley Turbo RL
If you own a luxury car already, you'd think that you'd have enough money to pay for another one. Or you could just sell the one you currently have and buy a new one. But no. This person decided to completely waste money by devaluing a Bentley (a BENTLEY!) with a Rolls-Royce kit. It's obvious that it's fake and you ruined a car. Congratulations. via
Chrysler 300C
The Chrysler 300C is one of the easiest cars to convert into a car that looks something like a luxury car. The construction was built to look classy. It has a large body, a huge grille, and a somewhat boxy profile, characteristics a lot of high-end cars have, as well.
Ford Expedition
For some reason, we don't think that this is what Mr. Rolls and Mr. Royce had in mind, when they created a company made for speed and luxury.
Chrysler 300C
This car was seen in Tangier, Morocco and has new exhaust tips, grille and headlights. Too bad it still doesn't realy look anything like a RRR, or Real Rolls-Royce.
Chrysler 300C
This is what $50,000 and a 300 looks like. Pretty messed up, right? Our problem with these types of things are always, "why not just buy a real car for that type of money?" Building it yourself will always look worse.
Mercedes-Benz E-Class
This is the Ruslan Mukanov Rolls-Royce. It was built by the 24-year-old from Kazakhstan, and we actually have to give this guy a bit of a golf clap. It was built on a '91 Benz and only cost him $3,000. Not a terrible-looking display.
Nissan 350Z
Possibly the worst offender on the list. Seriously, what the fuck are we looking at? The Cexi (we assume it's boastfully pronounced sexy), looks like a Nissan with hideous taillights and a blocky front end. At least the others sort of resemble a Phantom or Ghost. This looks like ... well, nothing, really.
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Chrysler 300
Ever see that movie with Cage and Travolta called Faceoff? This car was in the automotive spin-off.
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Chevrolet Suburban
No, seriously, guys, Rolls-Royce is going to make an SUV. There's no need for these! Well, actually, we'll probably see even more once the real one comes out. They won't have to keep borrowing the Phantom face, then either.
Limousine
This person's clearly never been in a real Phantom. Because if he had, then he'd know that you might as well be in your own personal limousine when you're getting driven around by a fine British gentleman. It's so big and spacious in the bag of these that you can basically spread out and have and entire PBJ feast, errr, have your own five-course picnic.
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Hearse
Whoever created this thing should be shot and then taken to his funeral in his own creation. How's that for punishment?
Nissan Patrol
The CEO of Rolls-Royce recently confirmed that an SUV was likely in the company's cards, but we doubt this is what he had in mind. This monstrosity was built out of a 1993 Nissan Patrol and was selling for $16,000 when it was found on a Dubai Website. Pathetic.
Geely GE
How the hell Geely got away with this we'll never know. They basically took a page out of a Rolls-Royce Phantom brochure, threw it down on the design tables, traced it, and then said, "okay, change this a little bit, change that slightly, no, not too much, okay, good." These people have no shame.
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8-Wheeler Limo
There is one main question that remains about this vehicle: Why is it not on mudding tires and a lift kit. Like, duh.