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March Madness is here and analysts everywhere are crunching stats trying predict this year's bracket busters. But everyone knows that the NCAA Tournament is a complete crap-shoot, so why not rank teams based on the hottest cheerleader squads? That's right, forget wins and losses, we've made our picks based on who has the best assets and pom poms. So, from West coast to East coast, to the Midwest to the Dirty south, check out the 25 Hottest Cheerleader Squads of March Madness.
25. Duke Blue Devils
Don't take your animosity on the Blue Devils out on their cheerleaders. Or do. Whatever.
24. Michigan Wolverines
The Fab 5 was down with it.
23. Georgetown Hoyas
AI still makes sure his chicks are flexable.
22. Indian Hoosiers
Not saying we love the turtleneck but we appreciate the classic cheerleader approach.
21. Marquette Golden Eagles
Dwyane Wade approved.
20. Gonzaga Bulldogs
No wonder Gonzaga is playing well this season.
19. Louisville Cardinals
Pitino has a hard time concentrating on the game. Can you blame him?
18. Cincinnati Bearcats
The Cinci girls aren't afraid of a Cat fight. Me. Ow.
17. NC State Wolfpack
Can't knock those southern bells down in Carolina.
16. Kansas Jay Hawks
Calling girls birds is actually a compliment at Kansas.
15. Syracuse Orangemen
No wonder Jim Boeheim has been at 'Cuse for so long.
14. UNC Tar Heels
These girls look good in that Carolina Blue.
13. Florida Gators
Tim Tebow a virgin? Yeah, right!
12. San Diego Aztecs
If San Diego State didn't have hot cheerleaders, the world wouldn't make sense.
11. Oklahoma State Cowboys
Rumor has it Dez Bryant chose OK State because of these lovely ladies.
10. Ohio State Buckeyes
You know what the Midwest is? Young and restless.
9. Notre Dame Fighting Irish
People can hate on Notre Dame but you can't hate on their cheerleaders.
8. Michigan State Spartans
Peace to Coach Izzo.
7. Memphis Tigers
Memphis hasn't looked this good since D-Rose and coach John Calipari dipped.
6. Arizona Wildcats
Desert? What desert? Don't you mean, dessert?
5. Miami Hurricanes
Why doesn't everyone choose to go to college at Miami?
4. UNLV Rebels
You know Vegas girls know how to get partt (and dance).
3. New Mexico Lobos
We see you, New Mexico.
2. Oregon Ducks
We wonder if they have as many uniforms as the football team.
1. UCLA Bruins
UCLA's current reign of having the hottest cheerleading squad is something like John Wooden's streak in the '60s and '70s. #unfuckwittable