Gallery: 40 Awkwardly Awesome '80s Sports Posters

Mostly awesome, though.

Not Available Lead
Complex Original

Image via Complex Original

There were some awful trends in the '80s, but sport posters weren't one of them. They were one of a kind. For whatever reason they stopped making posters like these and it's a damn shame. These beautiful things featured your favorite athletes in the weirdest and most clever get-ups you could think of. Such as Michael Jordan dunking the moon, Lawrence Taylor as the Terminator, and John Elway as a cowboy. The epic poster has been forgotten through time, but luckily we have gathered the best of the best. Check out these 40 Awkwardly Awesome '80s Sports Posters.

RELATED: The 80 Greatest 80's Fashion Trends

Bo Jackson

Teams: Oakland Raiders & Kansas City Royals

Bo can play any sport he damn well pleases.

Patrick Ewing

Team: New York Knicks

You have to get past the dogs, barbwire, plus Ewing and his sweat?

Christian Okoye

Team: Kansas City Chiefs

"The Nigerian Nightmare" still haunts O-lineman in their dreams.

Randall Cunningham

Team: Philadelphia Eagles

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and one scramble for Randall.

Dale Ellis

Team: Seattle Supersonics

Head to toe, Dale looks good.

Cory Snyder

Team: Cleveland Indians

Is that poor kid dead behind big, bad Cory Snyder?

Chuck Person

Team: Indiana Pacers

Chuck does not look happy with the choice of outfit.

Steve Largent

Team: Seattle Seahawks

We heard that was a great photo shoot to be on set for.

Wade Boggs

Team: Boston Red Sox

As legend goes, Wade consumed somewhere from 60-70 beers during a flight, then immediately went to this photo shoot.

Lance Parrish

Team: Detroit Tigers

Woah! Parrish is so brave.

Don Majkowski

Team: Green Bay Packers

This is a joke, right?

Kevin Mitchell

Team: San Francisco Giants

Oh, we get it.

Kenny Easley

Team: Seattle Seahawks

Never walk down Easley St. by yourself.

Andre Dawson

Team: Chicago Cubs

Hair, stash, bird? Flawless on all counts.

Barry Sanders

Team: Detroit Lions

Barry can stlill out run a train.

Michael Jordan

Team: Chicago Bulls

This is an actual picture. No photoshop.

Jim Everett & His O-Line

Team: Los Angeles Rams

Pure Gold.

Mark Gastineau

Team: New York Jets

That is actually a very realistic depiction of Gastineau and his lifestyle.

Kirk Gibson

Team: Detroit Tigers

Dude really was a "Big Game Hunter" his whole career, this was even before his World Series homerun with L.A.

Lester Hayes

Team: Oakland Raiders

Revis Island has nothing on Lester's Court.

Carl Banks

Team: New York Giants

Classic '80's play on the last name. So clever and witty.

Curt Warner

Team: Seattle Seahawks

Better than Harrison Ford.

Don Mattingly

Team: New York Yankees

"Yeah, see! You'll never take me alive, copper! Yeah!"

Bob Golic

Team: Cleveland Browns

Remember when he was on Saved by the Bell the College Years?

John Elway

Team: Denver Broncos

The original "Gunslinger."

Bernie Kosar

Team: Cleveland Browns

Easily the most normal thing Kosar has ever done.

Wilber Marshall, Mike Singletary, & Otis Wilson

Team: Chicago Bears

That '86 Bears defense is still the best.

Magic Johnson & Wayne Gretzky

Teams: L.A. Lakers & L.A. Kings

Wow! It doesn't get much better than this.

Elbert L. "Ickey" Woods

Team: Cincinnati Bengals

Ickey's touchdown celebrations were taboo back in those days.

Jerry Rice

Team: San Francisco 49ers

Need to find and buy immediately.

Eric Dickerson

Team: Indianapolis Colts

Who wants to see Dick run?

Jim McMahon

Team: Chicago Bears

Sooooo '80s.

Ronnie Lott

Team: San Fransisco 49ers

Ronnie can still knock a receiver out of a game.

Eric Davis

Team: Cincinnati Reds

We would go opening night if this were a real movie.

James Worthy

Team: L.A. Lakers

She looks very interested in Worthy's interpretation of the law.

Lawrence Taylor

Team: New York Giants

LT is, in fact, a cyborg. His only weaknesses are booger sugar and prostitutes.

Brian Bosworth

Team: Seattle Seahawks

Too bad the Boz was a bum.

Karl Malone

Team: Utah Jazz

This should still be sold at every sports store.

Xavier McDaniel

Team: Seattle Supersonics

One word: Badass.

Jose Canseco & Mark McGwire

Team: Oakland A's

They should have got this right and replaced those bats with a big needle.

Stay ahead on Exclusives

Download the Complex App