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Darren McFadden
25. Darren McFadden
Team: Oakland Raiders
Ride: Chevrolet Crown Victoria
Darren McFadden rocked this whip in college. I'm sure his summer job was enough to cover all of his Crown Vic's accessories.
Earl Thomas
24. Earl Thomas
Team: Seattle Seahawks
Ride: Range Rover and Chevy Camaro
Apparently, ESPN analyst and former New York Jets head coach, Herman Edwards' one car, one girl, one house rule doesn't apply to Earl Thomas. He's got a crib in Seattle and Austin. He's also got two whips, Range Rover Rita and Camaro Christina. True story.
Vernon Davis
23. Vernon Davis
Team: San Francisco 49ers
Ride: 2010 Dodge Challenger SRT8
This car is the only thing challenging for the always-awful San Francisco 49ers. Get out of town as fast as you can, Vernon.
Chris Houston
22. Chris Houston
Team: Detroit Lions
Ride: Can-Am Spyder RS
The underrated shutdown corner of the Detroit Lions virtually shut down all the other whips on this list. Sure, every NFL player's got money for a nice whip. But it's what you do with that money, and Mr. Houston is doing it well.
Darrelle Revis
21. Darrelle Revis
Team: New York Jets
Ride: Range Rover Evoque
When Revis isn't shutting down wide receivers, he's shutting down NYC nightlight with this beautiful piece of folklore, which you peasants know nothing about.
Ray Rice
20. Ray Rice
Team: Baltimore Ravens
Ride: Range Rover Sport
Ray Rice--Range Rover. Double R--Ruff Ryder. See where we're going with this? Give me a break. He's from Mount Vernon, just like DMX, which means every ride is bound to be an adventure.
Nate Clements
19. Nate Clements
Team: San Francisco 49ers
Ride: Hummer H2
If Hummer had a theme park, Nate Clements would definitely be too short to get on any of the rides. Notice his H2 has a height advantage over him.
Aaron Rodgers
18. Aaron Rodgers
Team: Green Bay Packers
Ride: 2011 Chevrolet Camaro
Clean and classic. No rims or Daper Dan designer prints. Oh yeah, it comes with a Super Bowl victory, since this is what you get when you win Super Bowl MVP.
Early Doucet
17. Early Doucet
Team: Arizona Cardinals
Ride: Mercedes-Benz S550
The Arizona Cardinal WR might not be the most fleet of foot on the field, but on the racetrack his whip is DeSean Jackson fast.
Michael Oher
16. Michael Oher
Team: Baltimore Ravens
Ride: BMW 750
Michael Oher protects blindsides, and his illegal tint protects him from Omar from The Wire. Come on, dogg, you know good and well Omar is a real person!
Terrelle Pryor
15. Terrelle Pryor
Team: Oakland Raiders
Ride: Nissan 350z
Crime pays, and so does college football. Just ask T-Peezy, Jim Tressel, and the rest of the Ohio State football team.
Frank Gore
14. Frank Gore
Team: San Francisco 49ers
Ride: Maserati Quattroporte
Inside peanut butter, outside amethyst grape jelly. I'm sure the inside also reeks of Nevin Shapiro slime, as well.
Stevie Johnson
13. Stevie Johnson
Team: Buffalo Bills
Ride: Chevrolet Caprice
Your college car is like your G.I. Joe--you just don't get rid of it. So check out Stevie Johnson's college whip, a Kentucky Wildcat-themed Box Chevy. Bet your bottom dollar Johnson still has this car.
Chris Johnson
12. Chris Johnson
Team: Tennessee Titans
Ride: 1970 Chevrolet Caprice
Ignorance and elegance seamlessly fused in the Donkmaster 2000.
Devin Hester
11. Devin Hester
Team: Chicago Bears
Ride: Chevrolet Caprice
Twenty-six-inch rims and Louis Vuitton print? Even if there weren't photo evidence, you just can't make this shit up.
Patrick Willis
10. Patrick Willis
Team: San Francisco 49ers
Ride: Mercedes-Benz CL63 AMG
This AMG is almost as powerful and bruising as Willis' hits on the field.
Antrel Rolle
9. Antrel Rolle
Team: New York Giants
Ride: Maserati GranTurismo
Antrel Rolle sporting his new Maserati. I'm not sure, but if you look hard enough, I think that's Nevin Shapiro inside the dealership.
Chad Ochocinco
8. Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Team: Free AGent
Ride: Super Truck
This truck is bigger than Ocho Cinco's ego, and that's saying a lot. I'm assuming this truck also gets .85 mpg.
Roddy White
7. Roddy White
Team: Atlanta Falcons
Ride: Maserati GranTurismo
Isn't it only fitting that Roddy White has a white Maserati?
Calvin Johnson
6. Calvin Johnson
Team: Detroit Lions
Ride: Porsche Panamera
It's kind of interesting that Megatron conformed with the rest of the celebrity pool by buying a Panamera. He's usually separating himself from anybody that tries to run with him.
Joe Haden
5. Joe Haden
Team: Cleveland Browns
Ride: Lamborghini Murcielago
Good thing Haden had some adderall to focus on the road in this lightning-fast ride.
Jamaal Charles
4. Jamaal Charles
Team: Kansas City Chiefs
Ride: Lamborghini Gallardo LP-550 2
Who hits the dougie harder than they hit the gas pedal in a Lambo? He's had this thing since March and not one excessive driving ticket? WTF! Stop hitting the dougie harder than the gas pedal, bro!
Tom Brady
3. Tom Brady
Team: New England Patriots
Ride: Audi R8
Captain America has the rings and the Brazilian supermodel. And now he literally has everyone seeing red, cherry red. Nice hair, dude.
Delanie Walker
2. Delanie Walker
Team: San Francisco 49ers
Ride: 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
He might not get much game time behind Vernon Davis, but his car game is on point. Very few NFL players can fuck with what Walker's packin' in his garage.
Reggie Bush
1. Reggie Bush
Team: Miami Dolphins
Ride: 1971 Plymouth Barracuda
How fitting, a fish driving a fish.