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The inside of a whip is just as important as the outside. What a car smells like says a lot about a person. You'd rather your car smelled like something awesome rather than a pair of old socks. That's what air fresheners are for. The car air freshener has evolved from the Little Trees that started in 1952, and a simple pine tree won't cut it in the cool category (and neither do most of these). Here are the 24 craziest car air fresheners.
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Ice cream cone
We really hope this resides in the car of someone with metabolism faster than a Ferarri.
Nelson Mandela
If you're smart, you should pass on smelling like a prison cell for 27 years, even if you smell like peace when it's all said and done
Cross
Does it smell like Jesus or Tim Tebow?
Halloween Freshener
Cologne? Deodorant? Ha! Happy Halloween...smell his trunk, ladies.
Roses
It either smells like Valentine's Day, or you're about to have make-up sex.
Air Jordan IV "White/Cement"
We're sneaker fiends over here, so we might be biased, but fresh-out-the-box smell is one of the best in the world.
Simpsons
You shouldn't mind smelling like 20 years of success. You need to go to buy one of these and hang it in your car, subway, bus, etc.
Apple
An Arabic apple a day keeps the car mechanic away.
Bird
Believe it or not, this is actually an air freshener. What does it smell like? The cologne Alfred Hitchcock was rocking in the '60s.
Cupcake
No wonder America is fat.
Hello Kitty
This thing smells like a Justin Bieber fan.
Peace
What does peace smell like? Weed.
Bacon
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. That doesn't mean you need to smell it every time you hit the freeway.
Cowboy Hat
You can bet the farm that this thing smells like Dolly Parton had a threesome with Chuck Norris and John Wayne.
Bee
The sweet smell of honey. Just pray the damn thing doesn't sting also.
Jewish Star
The Jewish Star smells like a corporate lawyer with money and loyalty who keeps it in the family, baby.
Poop
Have you ever ridden in a car with someone and had to roll the windows down? Not because they broke wind, but because their breath smelled something awful. Yeah, that's probably what this smells like.
Bruce Lee
Imagine that Bruce Lee smells fierce, quick, and commanding. All of those things are good.
Penis
Hopefully, this is inside a girl's car. Hopefully, she loves her man's manxilla because he's "considerate" and drinks pineapple juice. And...hopefully you caught that.
Pimp
Pimps smell like hot chicks and money. Why the hell wouldn't you want your car to smell like hot chicks and money?
Bikini Girl
Have you ever met a hot girl who doesn't smell good? Maybe you have, but just be positive and imagine that she smells like the sweet essence of lust.
Manly Essence
Nice guys finish last. Be an a**hole and smell like a man. Chicks will love you for it.
Hula Girl
Whether you've been to Hawaii or not, your car will smell like you have been. Whether you've had a hot hula chick in your car or not, now you do...kinda.
WTF Freshener
Here's to this guy, not at all trying to get laid.