Twitter Reacts to Usain Bolt Winning the Olympic 100m Race

Intro

Yesterday Usain Bolt retained his title as The Fastest Man in the World. The Jamaican sprinter set a new Olympic record clocking in at 9.63 seconds in the 100m dash. Once the most exciting event of the Olympics was over Twitter exploded with tons of Bolt supports, a few thirsty groupies, and even a couple haters. From one fan claiming he can reach an orgasm in less than 9.63 seconds to Kevin Durant giving the Fastest Man in the World props, here's how Twitter Reacted to Usain Bolt Winning the 100m dash.

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Caption: This might be the best photo of the Olympics so far: (Credit: John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports)

It's got our vote.

JK

@JordanKonieczka

There's a tragic ice cream truck incident waiting to happen.

Elite four alex.

@alexreeves_

We're pretty sure he was getting that all week but OK.

CAPTAINCHARISMA

@OMGitstbaba

Once again, we're pretty sure that was a regular occurrence before the race.

Kevin Durant

@KDTrey5

Real recognize real.

Ellie x

@ellienewlove

*cues the soundtrack*

Darrell Hall

@revbighead

*Shots fired*

Thato Legend

@Thato_Legend

TMI, fam. TMI.

Scott Oritsej Igbene

@nigerianblogger

OK, Stretch Armstrong...

Travon

@Treeeezy

Don't let Bolt hear about this, he'll demand to be in Gran Turismo instead.

Ben Revere

@BenRevere9

And you're an amazing home run hitter! See how that wasn't funny?

The Fake ESPN

@TheFakeESPN

And we've got our money on an African in the 5000m race.

DJ Hutchey

@HutchySnypa

Use his powers for good, that good good.

Old Spice

@OldSpice

Along with sneezing and smiling.

JACK RUBY

@jillionaire

*Checks urbandictionary.com only to find no entry* "Dust out?" Uhh...ol' girl might want to take a trip to the gynecologist if her box needs to be "dusted out."

John Heitinga

@Johnheitinga

*Starts brainstorming to see if there are any tasks we can complete in 9.63 seconds or less*

Kathryn Perera

@KathrynPerera

Caption: “@TheatricEl: My favourite policemen in whole of London!!! Celebrating with the Jamaicans #Bolt #London2012 pic.twitter.com/Br4hCd2J” <love it!

Bolt winning not only does wonders for race relations but also gives everyone a reason to stop Tebowing. #thankyoubasedgod

The Dolphin

@The_Dolphin_Pub

Fuck it, it's Jamaican Independence Day! Why not spark up spliff while you're at it?!

Stupid Hoe

@Hannah_Georgiaa

Takes a "$tupid_Hoe" to know one.

Arafat Sani

@MrAraphat

SMH because dude is some kind of guinea pig to be experimented on, right? FOH.

Chynn

@MsSavannah_

Damn. Jamaicans don't play. At. All.

Amy aka Ms Moem

@IWantAPoem

We bet...#thethirstisreal

Amy aka Ms Moem

@IWantAPoem

And you're probably the only woman in the world who thinks it's a "thrill to go to bed after less than 10 seconds of exhilaration."

Rice Cooker

@awkwardnoodles

The police chase would be epic.

Nkene CB Mohohlo

@King_Kenie

Ayo!