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Yesterday, over 50,000 Cheeseheads
braved Gucci weather (brrr!) to welcome their Super Bowl
Champions back home. The Green Bay Packers didn't have the
traditional championship parade, but rather a rally at Lambeau Field.
It was a relatively tame event compared to other championship celebrations, where drunk fans
(and athletes) x championship swagger = epic moments. You know, moments like
Mark Madsen's infamous two-step, fan fights, and your favorite
athletes (attempting to) spit that hot fiya. So, while the Cheeseheads
recover from their hangovers, enjoy this YouTube compilation of the
10 Best Championship Parade Moments...
10. Spain Goes H.A.M.
TEAM: Spain (2010)
COMPLEX SAYS: As if a few hundred thousand fans and fighter jets weren't already enough for a World Cup victory celebration, Lupe Fuentes incited a giant orgy afterward. OK, maybe that last part wasn't true.
9. Partying South Beach Style
TEAM: Miami Heat (2006)
COMPLEX SAYS: Shaq MCing? Pat Riley doing the Yung Joc motorcycle dance? Only thing missing was Shaq ethering Mamba. Oh, that came only two years later? Niiice.
8. Steve Kerr Fires Shots at MJ
TEAM: Chicago Bulls (1997)
COMPLEX SAYS: After scoring the series-winning shot, Steve Kerr was feeling himself and took a few lighthearted shots at Michael Jordan during the championship rally. Considering MJ snuffed him during a team practice, can you really blame dude?
7. Aubrey Huff Breaks Out the Rally Thong
TEAM: San Francisco Giants (2010)
COMPLEX SAYS: The city by the bay is widely known for its pause-worthiness. That being said, was it really necessary for Aubrey Huff to pull out the "rally thong" during the parade? C'mon son!
6. Sid the Kid's Parents Swig From the Cup
TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins (2009)
COMPLEX SAYS: We're all about the old heads having a good time but why is the announcer so creepy? "Let's thank these four people for bringing these superstars into our world...Go ahead, drink up. Yeeaahh!" Uhh...
5. Tony Parker Spits Hot Fiya
TEAM: San Antonio Spurs (2005)
COMPLEX SAYS: We have no clue WTF Tony Parker's lyrics meant but we're betting there was a slick line about fucking his teammate's wife.
4. Girl Fight
TEAM: Chicago Blackhawks (2010)
COMPLEX SAYS: Note to all fans: Just because your team won the 'chip doesn't mean you can't catch a major L at the victory parade.
3. Pat Riley's Guarantee
TEAM: Los Angeles Lakers (1987)
COMPLEX SAYS: These days, every athlete from superstars to bench-warmers makes guarantees on back-to-back championships, but Pat Riley was one of the first to do it on such a public stage AND follow through. Deuces!
2. Troy Polamalu Goes Crowd Surfing
TEAM: Pittsburgh Steelers (2009)
COMPLEX SAYS: What, you thought the dude with the million-dollar locks was too prissy to crowd surf? Nah, fam. Soundtrack, please!
1. Mark Madsen's Two-Step
TEAM: Los Angeles Lakers (2002)
COMPLEX SAYS: So, Mark Madsen seems to be starting a Spanish revolution...then goes into a distorted version of the crip walk...then, to top it all off, the legend Chick Hearn tells Mad Dog, "Get back in your cage!" If this isn't a mindfuck, we don't know what is.