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Wilt Chamberlain NBA single-game scoring record of 100 pointsMarch 2, 1962fastest knockout of all time10 Most Unbreakable Records in Sports History
10. 100-Meter Olympic Record (9.69 seconds)
DATE: 8/17/2008
SET BY: Usain Bolt, Jamaica
COMPLEX SAYS: At the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Bolt effectively shitted on the competition by winning by a wide margin and smashing the previous record—all while he SLOWED down at the end of the race! #stunt101
9. Single-Season HR Record (73)
DATE: 10/7/2001
SET BY: Barry Bonds, San Francisco Giants
COMPLEX SAYS: Roger Maris' single-season home run record (61) stood for nearly four decades before the small balls era was ushered in by Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire in 1998. Bonds took it to new heights only three seasons later, before baseball was forced to crack down on PEDs. No ’roids = no new record.
8. NBA Single-Game Scoring Record (100)
DATE: 3/2/1962
SET BY: Wilt Chamberlain, Philadelphia Warriors
COMPLEX SAYS: Wilt's dropping 100 points on the Knicks will live forever in the hearts of fans and basketball historians, but everyone knows 20,000>>>100 points. KING.
7. NBA Championships Held by One Player (11)
DATE: 5/5/1969
SET BY: Bill Russell, Boston Celtics
COMPLEX SAYS: The big homie had 11 championships in 13 season. Again, 11 fucking rings in 13 seasons. Forget Khaled, all Bill does is win.
6. Longest Tennis Match (11 hours and 5 minutes)
DATE: 6/24/2010
SET BY: John Isner (USA) and Nicolas Mahut (France)
COMPLEX SAYS: We're not the biggest fans of tennis (besides the smash-worthy females), but salute to these marathon men for going at it for hours. #nopause
5. Fastest Hat-Trick (21 seconds)
DATE: 3/23/1952
SET BY: Bill Mosienko, Chicago Black Hawks
COMPLEX SAYS: We don't care who holds the record for most career hat-tricks, we're officially dubbing this dude Mr. 5950.
4. Most Career Stolen Bases (1,406)
DATE: 2002
SET BY: Rickey Henderson
COMPLEX SAYS: Playing up until age 43, Henderson kind of got on that grumpy-old-man-steez toward the end of his HOF career. But, with no active players even close to 1,000 steals, his record is untouchable. Slow down, son, you killing 'em.
3. Most Career Wins (511)
DATE: 1911
SET BY: Cy Young
COMPLEX SAYS: The HOF pitcher had 511 wins over 21 seasons. Why you think they named the trophy after him, numb nuts?
2. Longest Kick Return (109 Yards)
DATE: 11/4/2007
SET BY: Antonio Cromartie, San Diego Chargers
COMPLEX SAYS: At 109 yards, this kick return can never be surpassed, unless they lengthen the field. Longest kick return, done. Next up for Cromartie? Most baby mamas...
1. Fastest MMA Knockout of All Time (Two seconds)
DATE: 7/19/2008
SET BY: Ryohei Masuda
COMPLEX SAYS: At the "Outsider 2" event in Japan, Masuda put Takahiro Kuroishi to sleep faster than you could say "Lights out!" The most brutal and badass unbreakable record in sports history. Salute!