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Facial! The Top 10 NBA Dunks of the Season
We've already sprayed you up with the best amateur facials, but nobody does it better than the pros. Here, then, are the top 10 dunks of the 2009-10 NBA season. It's been an overall blah year for basketball, but a great one for facials. Seriously, we are posterization connoisseurs, and this season has had some of the best in recent memory. Don't believe us? Peep below...
Dunker: Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls
Date: 1/22/2010
Victim: Goran Dragic, Phoenix Suns
Complex Says: Throwing it down on another terry-cloth Euro import + making Stacey King orgasm on live TV = good enough for this list.
Dunker: Carmelo Anthony, Denver Nuggets
Date: 10/28/2009
Victim: Paul Milsap, Utah Jazz
Complex Says: Word to Kobe: You can get viciously violated in Denver.
Dunker: Carlos Boozer, Utah Jazz
Date: 1/11/2010
Victim: Udonis Haslem, Miami Heat
Complex Says: What, you thought the fact that Boozer's light-skinned and comes from Duke makes him soft?
Dunker: Corey Brewer, Minnesota Timberwolves
Date: 12/11/2009
Victim: Derek Fisher, Los Angeles Lakers
Complex Says: D-Fish got served up raw right here. Peep the L.A. bench--even they had to testify.
Dunker: Paul Pierce, Boston Celtics
Date: 11/27/2009
Victim: Chris Bosh, Toronto Raptors
Complex Says: It doesn't get much worse than a facial and knee to the balls. Or so we thought .
Dunker: J.J. Hickson, Cleveland Cavaliers
Date: 2/4/2010
Victim: Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat
Complex Says: Even J.J. was kinda shocked he pulled off this dunk over D-Wade.
Dunker: Andrew Bogut, Milwaukee Bucks
Date: 3/9/2010
Victim: Glen "Big Baby" Davis, Boston Celtics
Complex Says: Bogut just had to let Big Baby know that Daddy's home. Oh my goodness!
Dunker: Amare Stoudemire, Phoenix Suns
Date: 3/22/2010
Victim: Anthony Tolliver, Golden State Warriors
Complex Says: Tolliver could only bow his head and walk away after this smashing.
Dunker: Marcus Thornton, New Orleans Hornets
Date: 4/7/2010
Victim: Gerald "Crash" Wallace, Charlotte Bobcats
Complex Says: Wallace has put plenty of players on posters himself, so this is just comeuppance.
Dunker: Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat
Date: 10/21/2009
Victim: Anderson Varejao, Cleveland Cavaliers
Complex Says: Textbook facial in every possible way, down to Marv Albert's awesome call. Dwyane, you are KING!