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Going out into the world from lot to lot shopping for cars is something that can be rewarding, empowering, or even a bonding experience. Looking for cars on eBay can be all of these things, as well, or it can just be the most ridiculous and frustrating part of your month. Some cars and offers are so bad, you can't help but think that the seller should be paying you to take the vehicle away. Here are some examples with our list of The 25 Worst Cars for Sale on eBay Right Now.
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1972 Cow Car
Location: Oshawa, Ontario, Canada
Current Bid: $9,109
Look at those udders. Look at those spots! Look at those lashes and strong facial features. This is a solid cow, indeed. Do we want to drive it? HYFR we do. Would we ever pay money for it? No, no we wouldn't.
2002 Ford Focus Truck
Location: McDonough, Ga.
Current Bid: $1,425
The side vents and hood scoop right off the bat give us a bad taste. Then you move past the cabin and see the monstrosity on the rear. Because everybody dreams of using the power of a Focus to haul around their belongs ...
2008 Scion xB
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Current Bid: $18,500
Looks like this soft and rounded model of the xB finally got the proper trimmings it's been looking for. Stop, smell the flowers, then move along.
2006 Chrysler 300 Series
Location: North Hollywood, Calif.
Current Bid: $13,300
You wouldn't even be unique by having a fake Chrysler Rolls-Royce. This custom is actually all over the country, parading behind that mask of LIES.
1981 Chevrolet Other Pickups
Location: Yellow Springs, Ohio
Current Bid: $1,125
The current bid on this truck is just more than $1,000. The Buy-It-Now price sits at a little more than $27,000. In some way (we're not really sure which way), this thing is kind of brilliant, but $27K is more ambitious than Wale. Mama always did say reach for the stars, but we might give $10K for this thing max.
1966 Ford Galaxie ENDURO Car
Location: Angier, N.C.
Current Bid: $1,550
If you're not familiar with Enduro races, they're basically fun little rallies in which people buy junkyard cars, get them into barely running condition and then drive the hell out of them for hundreds of laps, not giving any shits about how the car is actually treated or how the alterations are made. As long as it runs, it guns. Not exactly what you want, unless you're also looking to participate in one of these races.
2013 Cadillac Other
Location: Massapequa, N.Y.
Current Bid: $7,900
By the looks of every single body part having some sort of dent or scratch or just being completely ripped off, it's probably a good guess that this glorious 2013 ATS took a nice little tumble down the side of a hill or cliff. Pour some out and move on.
2010 Dodge Grand Caravan 4dr Wgn SE
Location: Westport, Mass.
Current Bid: Sold at: $2,500.00
In the market for a minivan? Okay, take a look at this one. See that front? Seems like it's pretty safe. Now, click to the next and find one that's actually worth purchasing.
17. 1960 Buick LeSabre Flxible Hearse
Location: Scottsburg, Ind.
Current Bid: $6,995
It's kind of sad, because the exterior of this old body carrier is actually pretty awesome. Too bad the entire interior is completely rusted, and it's been sitting for 30 years. Who needs a neat hanted house prop?
2001 Ferrari 360
Location: Englewood, Colo.
Current Bid: $6,100.00
The good news is that the engine is tucked away safely in the rear. The bad news is that the front frame is completely fucked.
2011 Audi Q7
Location: Bronx, N.Y.
Current Bid: $6,100.00
We're cool with the whole party in the front, classy in the back idea, but this is taking it a little too far.
2008 Bugatti veyron Replica
Location: Palm Bay, Flo.
Current Bid: $20,100
This thing actually doesn't look terrible for a replica. The proportions look surprisingly accurate. But do you really want to finish somebody else's project? What kind of story is that? And at the end of the day, it's still just fake.
1989 Buick Century
Location: Williamsport, Penn.
Current Bid: $400
First of all, why would anybody want an old Buick Century? Even for $500-$1,000, you can do better. But the real failure is in the backstory for this one. The owner bought the car, without running a Carfax, then later realized the frame is jacked. Don't make his mistake.
1986 Replica/Kit Makes lamborghini countach
Location: Owings Mills, Md.
Current Bid: $1,469
The owner probably got so sick of looking as this ugly piece of shit that he decided to throw it off into the junkyard eBay.
1967 Volkswagen Bus/Vanagon
Location: Gastonia, N.C.
Current Bid: $4,500.00
We honestly wouldn't be surprised if some hippie purposely made this car multicolored to fit the general theme of his life.
2006 Toyota Avalon
Location: Baton Rouge, La.
Current Bid: $2,550.00
How much you wanna bet that this car was buried in a mound of snow, a plow did see it, and completely rammed into the side of it, making this lovely custom air vent?
1999 Chevrolet Corvette FRC
Location: Van Buren, Ark.
Current Bid: $4,250.00
Please take a moment of silence for this unrecognizable Corvette ... okay, now click next and keep looking for a car you actually want to buy.
1999 Chevrolet Corvette
Location: Kenner, La.
Current Bid: $1,717.68
The seller would have been better off removing the wheels and selling those as a set, then parting the remaining skeleton and squeezing as much cash out of it as possible.
2006 Nissan 350Z
Location: Mountain Home, Ark.
Current Bid: $931.00
The seller's notes start with "Car wrecked,runs good..." Oh, really? Wow, that's such great news. Nevermind the fact that it looks like it tried to give a telephone pole a bear hug. That's definitely not an issue.
2001 Jaguar XK8 XK8 Convertible
Location: Lacombe, La.
Current Bid: $202.51
After all the repairs, you'd be spending way more money than this car is actually worth. Plus ... we're not really sure this car is even worth bringing back to life.
1941 Chrysler New Yorker MOPAR
Location: Farmingdale, N.Y.
Current Bid: $3,500.00
This is probably what a car would look like if it were on the set of a Jurassic Park movie set in the 1940s. And then it was left in open air for 50 years. We didn't realize an interior could look so rusted.
1930 Ford Model A
Location: Big Rapids, Mich.
Current Bid: $350.00
We'd expect a 1930 Model anything to be a heavy project car to take on. But we'd also expect there to actually be a car for there to be a project on.
2010 Cadillac SRX
Location: Clinton Township, Mich.
Current Bid: $11,500.00
Guys, we found the Gus Fring of Cadillacs! They might want to change that four-door listing to a two-door, considering, well, two of the doors are no longer there.
1949 Chevrolet Other
Location: Ardmore, Okla.
Current Bid: $255.00
According to the seller,"Trim: chrome is gone." Yeah, the chrome, along with the rest of the car, too.
1980 Ford Other
Location: Adams, Tenn.
Current Bid: $200.00
Considering the car has been sitting there for eight years, it's a surprise you can still even see it behind the weeds. Note that this is obviously not a 1980 model year, and the owner has no idea how many miles are on the truck. If you could get it running, sounds like a solid truck for dumpster diving, if that's your thing.