His Mechanic Doubles as a Carpenter
Who knew there were such talented Mechanics/Carpenters? Why not just rebuild the entire car with wood?
Only in Wisconsin
The perfect homemade tool for road rage, just in case you need to ram something or someone.
Duct Tape Fixes Everything
Very glad to see that they made sure to leave the windshield wiper untouched. They're going to need it to make sure they can see out of that dirty back window.
The Built-In Air Conditioning Just Wasn't Effective
In a time when cars were made without passenger-side climate control, this is what you had to do. The thing on top isn't necessary, though.
When Your Car's Cup Holders Are Insufficient
Take that, Mr. Bloomberg. We're adding cup holders to our cars so we can have multiple enormous pops at the same time.
Don't Worry, They're Tied Down Really Tightly
The top matresses were just there to make sure the big one didn't fly off ...
Guess Who Took the Embroidery Elective?
This guy must have been a character who was cut out of Cars. They thought the whole snitches get stiches message was a little much.
Surprisingly Roadworthy?
We'd just take the entire door off and ride out like we were in a convertible Jeep.
Simple, Classic, Effective
Good thing he put that little extra piece of tape on the end of the big strip. Safety first, after all.
Who Needs Bolts?
Why did they even bother using a good strap for that? They should have just used a shoestring or something.
No Pickup Truck Required
Who said only pickup trucks can haul cargo? This Pontiac Sunfire can haul anything a F-150 can, apparently. So much for this being a girly car.
How's the Reception Now?
Either this guy really loves radio, or he is trying to communicate with other planets from his car.
Let There Be Light
Can you get high beams with that thing?
Is it Plug-and-Play?
What's even the point?
Convertible Repair
He's gonna need a bigger umbrella for this one. Or, you know, a new top.
What Do You Do When Your Car Speakers Blow?
No car speakers? No problem! Just get yourself an amp and a stereo, and, ehhh, just one speaker will suffice.
DIY Roof Bars
We don't know about you, but we'd hesitate to trust our bicycles or kayaks on this set up.
It Even Keeps the Side Mirror Dry
Look in the background. #PeopleofWalmart indeed.
Blends in Nicely
All-black everything is the trend right now. It's so hot. It's almost as if it never needed repairs.
I Derped
At least he knows it.
The Driver's Seat Isn't Comfy Enough For Naps
This might not be a repair, but the list is all about being innovative with what you've got. The is a textbook example of sleeping on the job ... and probably the most comfortable example, too.
A Cracked Mirror is Better Than Nothing
Shattered iPhone users take note.
Human Bungee Cord
If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. Even if its on the back of a speeding truck on the highway.
The Hood's Fixed
So what happens when the hood get a little hot and melts the adhesive?
If You Ever Cover a Scratch With Duct Tape...
Everybody knows that a little bit of duct tape can keep something together. But do they realize that it can also completely destroy something when it's taken off?
You'll Have to Use the Driver's Side Door
This is what a child's lock for idiots looks like.