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Minivans are actually some of the most utilitarian vehicles on the planet. More interior room than a sedan, more MPGs than an SUV, and in some cases more luxurious amenities. Why do you think moms, who need as much organization and comfort as possible, use them so often? They're practical, simple as that. If it weren't for the goofy and awkward appearances, they probably wouldn't get so much hate. But they are awkward. And they are known as mom cars, and that's really never going to change.
If you know your cars, you'll know that there are subcultures for just about every auto desire you could imagine. Some of these are acceptable in our book, others are not even in consideration to be in our book. Customized minivans fall in the second of the two. Anything you do to a minivan can, and will be used against you, regardless of whether it might improve the look, simply because, well ... it's still a minivan. Check out this collection of Minivans That Are Trying Too Hard.
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Hard Ride
Could the rims on this Minivan get any bigger? "Too much rim make the ride too hard, tell that b!@#! get out, walk the boulevard" - Tyga
Too Much?
You know, it might actually be comfortable to lie under the stars with your girlfriend and make out with her on this thing. HAHAH oh, that's right, you don't have a girlfriend, if you're driving that. Also, what's with the random spidey net mirror?
No, Make it lower
This dude was probably instantly sad once he realized he forgot to incorporate tribal designs into his flame-job. Some nice tribal rims turned that frown right upside down.
Its Contagious
Good God, they're multiplying!
Bat Van
It's no wonder "art" is subject to opinion.
Lambo Doors
It already has sciossor doors and sliding doors. Might as well make the rear a suicide door.
Carolina Blue
This must have been what Jerry Stackhouse was drivin' at North Carolina.
Ronald McDonald
When kids need their happy meal on the double, look no further than this Ronald McDonaldmobile. It's big, it's slammed, it's yellow, and it's got a built-in deep fryer. Don't be salty, now!
What does this mean?
File under: Things that hurt the brain.
Alot
*Walks into shop*
How's it goin', I'm looking for a hood with some hood scoops.
"Okay, what are you racing?"
A Toyota minivan, bro, it's hot.
Am I a Viper?
A poem from the owner:
"I once had Viper dreams
Then I signed my son up for 6 sports teams
Now I'm stuck buying all the ice creams
And am the subject of lots of Internet memes"
Black and Red
Even before any of the unnecessary customization, minivans with only one sliding door <<<<.
Low Rider
This type of camber isn't okay on any car, let alone on a baby-hauler.