Corny Decals That Would Ruin Any Car

Butterflies are not acceptable.

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WTF!?

Don't even know where to start with this one. Its like the Zebra, Horse, Stampede thing melted with the sun, smoke and rocks. It looks like a zombie crackhead Zebra.

"I Got a Need For Speed....."

He's done dippin' trucks and duckin' cars, guys. Just let him shine bright like the diamond that everybody's tryin' to find.

Transformers

Don't fall for it! it's a Decepticon!

Winnie the Pooh

As long as a 10-year-old is driving this smart, it's cool.

Numbers

Unless you have a '69 Dodge Camaro General Lee, do yourself a favor and remove all numbers.

Bomb!

Love is war? On an F-150 with a body kit?

Grrrrhhh

Don't project your frustration with your car on everybody else.

Pigeons and Cars

The turtledoves that Kevin McCallister had at the end of Home Alone II were cute and all, but that's taking Christmas spirit a little too far.

I'm a Zebra!

This is only acceptable if a car company is trying to camo a mule.

Shootout

The Honda Fit, the hardest whip in the streets, ladies and gentlemen.

Just Whack

It wouldn't be a surprise if the owner had a matching bicep tat.

Another PT Cruiser

How many PT Cruisers have you seen with the flame treatment. We get it, it's influenced by hotrods, but not every racer has be to like, "HEY, HEY, HEY, LOOK, HEY, LOOK AT ME."

Why the long face? and body?

Scorpions are pretty awesome on their own, but this just looks like a wack stretched out Need for Speed Underground mod.

Sugar, Spice and Everything nice.

Awwwww, look at the lovely flowers! They're so pretty and cute and happy. This belongs on one of those mini Barbie hot wheels that 6-year-olds drive.

On An Elantra?

The Hyundai Elantra is a nice car. Affordable, dependable and with the current model year even stylish. The Elantra is a lot of things but one thing it's not is fast. Maybe Top Gear will do a rally race with an Elantra, a Corolla, and a Kia Rio.

Shootouts

The bullet hole craze is one of the worst car trends of all time. Why it was ever a thing is a mystery. Is it cool to look like your car is shot up? Absolutely not, even if you're trying to feel like you're living a Bond movie.

Grumpy Kitty

This would be way better if it were the actual grumpy cat. Then it'd be funny for like ... a week. Let's hope a cat lady drives this car, so she has no friends to lose in the first place.

Spiders

This just reminds us of that horror flick Eight Legged Freaks, which is just about as bad as actually having a five-foot-tall spider roaming the earth.

Band-Aids for cars

Didn't know Nelly had a special edition Scion.

Why?

Really, it's a crime to put ANY decal on a TT, but this one in particular? Seriously? Who would buy this?

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