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The 10 Most Outrageous Car Salesman Commercials

These can't be real, can they?

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Car salesmen are notorious for being sleazy and untrustworthy. The commercials these characters choose to broadcast are no exception to the rule. Today, we look at the best of the worst car commercials ever made. From dancing bulldogs to pimps offering credit, we've got you covered.

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10. Crazy Larry

Not only does Crazy Larry not have any inventory, but he apparently did not get the memo on wearing tube socks with Tivas. Unbelievable.

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9. Old School

This is a classic car salesman meltdown. It was a live spot for a local dealership and the salesman decided to start slinging swear words. Needless to say, he was cleaning out his desk shortly thereafter.

8. Crazy Bob

Crazy Bob was apparently a big fan of Chris Farley. Watch as he does his best Matt Foley impersonation. Sort of pathetic, sort of funny.

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7. Krazy Kenny

Sales were slow at the West Michigan Automotive Liquidation Center, so our boy Kenny here decided to start wearing a gold jacket and a giant dollar sign necklace. He will even give you $500 if he can't get you approved!

6. Hockey Star Attempting To Act

Hockey players should stick to hockey. In this startlingly uncomfortable spot for a local Pittsburgh dealer, 4 members of the Penguins make an attempt at acting. It's almost worse than their smiles.

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5. Credit Pimp

Bad Credit? Call the credit pimp and his sidekick, the mini credit pimp. Weird and just a little bit creepy.

4. Dancing Bulldog

The has to be the lowest budget car commercial ever produced. Notice the fake bulldog and its "impressive" array of digital dance moves.

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3. Baby Lips

E-Trade has some pretty funny commercials. This spot, which was inspired by the E-Trade baby, is, well, not funny.

2. Grady The Badger

Grady The Badger is one badass motherfucker. When the customer asks if he has any wiggle room, Grady responds "Wiggle room? I will show you wiggle room," and proceeds to hump the air.

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1. The Gynecologist Turned Car Salesman

A Gynecologist turned car salesman? Only in America.

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